United Thread - 2022/23

[Blue Mist]

Wahey they're back.


Back in the fucking cupboard hiding away from City fans and reality.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Bring back any memories rat boy

Barcelona 7 Valencia 0

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

“That’s like 100-0 in the NFL.”

— Text from an American friend of mine who’s just beginning to pay attention to more aptly-named football

 

[Vienna_70]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.






























And so is Manchester.

 

[Fuzzy80]

Over this season and last United average per game 0.1 goals then their opponents.

City during that time 1.8.

18 times more.

These guys keep on scrapping through on marginal moments, the gulf between the teams is vast.

So when we play these guys in the cup, we’ll smash them!

 

[roach3]

Fuck me, I didn't think the "flying pig" was still doing his thing!! Gashtastic!

to be fair he was fucking hilarious in solskjaers seasons when the rags were getting twatted
the rest of em are shite

 

[SebastianBlue]

“That’s like 100-0 in the NFL.”

— Text from an American friend of mine who’s just beginning to pay attention to more-aptly named football

Tell him it’s even worse.

It’s like losing 14-0 in the first half and then coming back out and giving up 86 points unanswered in the second half.

 

[The Clansman]

Dunno why but feel like putting this classic song on again:

Seven Deadly Sins
Seven Ways to Win
Seven Holy Paths to Hell
And Your Trip begins

Seven downward slopes
Seven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires,
Seven your desires...

Fab choice Blue

 

[creditunionhero]

If De Donut does not make Garth Crooks team of the week, questions need to be asked in parliament and at the UN.

 

[MikeF]

Good job Maguire didn’t play.