United Thread - 2022/23

[Grassland Blue]

if your willing to pay £6bn+ for that shower of shite than you need your head testing. Instant money making over buying some like West Ham or Leeds for a fraction of the price

Or Burnley....

 

[jrb]

Manchester United fans have started a new protest group,
Green and Oil, backing the Qatari buyout of Manchester United.

 

[Gray]

Every day the BBC gossip page has them buying at least 3 players. Over an average month that would be 90 players and over a year 1k+ new players. Going to be a problem picking their best XI.

 

[KentBlue]

Every day the BBC gossip page has them buying at least 3 players. Over an average month that would be 90 players and over a year 1k+ new players. Going to be a problem picking their best XI.

Tabloid press tells the mindless drones the rags are about to sign Mbappe, Bellingham, Griezman, and the plastics going into mass-hysteria and convince themselves all is well on the raggy front. Then after the season tickets are bought and sold and the transfer window slams shut, they announce there has been some kind of last-second glitch in getting the paperwork through so the players they wanted won't be signing. But it's not all bad news, the club has announced that former Blackburn striker Chris Sutton has agreed to come out of retirement in order to assist the vermin and his wages will be a mere £475,000 a week.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

 

[Blue Mist]

Every day the BBC gossip page has them buying at least 3 players. Over an average month that would be 90 players and over a year 1k+ new players. Going to be a problem picking their best XI.

And when the Finnish bloke buys 50% and the rats buy the other 50% that's exactly what will happen.

 

[Vienna_70]

Hes Nordic though

Correct, but Nordic and Scandinavian aren’t always the same thing.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Ok what wanker decided to give me an hour less to hate the Rag Scum today ?

 

[bluebc]

Ok what wanker decided to give me an hour less to hate the Rag Scum today ?

An American politician and inventor called Benjamin Franklin first came up with the idea while in Paris in 1784.
He suggested that if people got up earlier, when it was lighter, then it would save on candles.
But it arrived in the UK after Coldplay singer Chris Martin's great-great-grandfather, a builder called William Willett, thought it was a good idea too.
In 1907, he published a leaflet called The Waste of Daylight, encouraging people to get out of bed earlier.
Willett was a keen golfer and he got cross when his games would be cut short because the sun went down and there wasn't enough light to carry on playing.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Ok what wanker decided to give me an hour less to hate the Rag Scum today ?

The same wanker that gives you an hour more to hate them in October!