United Thread - 2022/23

[Deleted member 13905]

a rag i vaguely know (his name is dwayne) always parks his car outside my house after we lose a game and beeps his horn for a few minutes to amuse himself. otherwise i rarely see him.
bumped into him today shopping in t'co-op and i couldn't resist mentioning the billion pound debt.
his response was along the lines of...
well we are worth 5 billion, so it's no different than me having a fiver in my pocket but owing you a quid.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Fatty Shaw has reportedly signed a new 4 year contract, desperate times at the swamp.

Paid in Greggs vouchers which is another tax dodge.

 

[Viking blue]

Perhaps they could ask people of influence to help.
Does anyone on here have the phone number of The Pope?
Pretty sure if they asked him he’d sponsor their raggy shite shirts next season or maybe he’d offer some other opinion.

Vat 69. The popes ph no.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Has he got sponsorship off Greggs aqnd Dunkin Doughnuts?

It’s a one off sponsorship payment, but they can’t disclose it…

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

a rag i vaguely know (his name is dwayne) always parks his car outside my house after we lose a game and beeps his horn for a few minutes to amuse himself. otherwise i rarely see him.
bumped into him today shopping in t'co-op and i couldn't resist mentioning the billion pound debt.
his response was along the lines of...
well we are worth 5 billion, so it's no different than me having a fiver in my pocket but owing you a quid.

Yes but he's owed you money for around 18 years and in that time has repaid you around 5p.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

united fans you knobheads, get it into your heads. City have been FFP-stopped from investing money. FFP allows your club to run up debts of billions, literally.

Reap what you sow.

Maybe this is where Sheik Mansour had fucked up.
Maybe he should have been extracting cash from City instead of loading us up.

 

[Stoned Rose]

The bbc live page just sums up british media. Its all about can Newcastle stop 'starboy' Rashford? Hold on the guy missed international duty? surely theirs a big question mark on his availability? No surprise he didnt get the same treatment as Haaland who got called a faker for the past 10 days until they realized he might actually be injured.

Can’t be true.

Everybody knows JLingz copyrighted the Star Boy title.

 

[big gaz]

Has he got sponsorship off Greggs aqnd Dunkin Doughnuts?

In all fairness mate Dunkin Doughnuts sponsored a game at Shea when I went to see the Mets play and there give aways were f**king great :-)
Ps that'll piss Buckshot off .

 

[big gaz]

That’s just (Aladd) insane.

Scary monsters super cheats, of Trafford.

 

[BongoBlue]

Scary monsters of Trafford .

Well they certainly are Super creeps...;)