United Thread - 2022/23

[BAB.DAB]

 

[Blue Llama]

Who the fuck is Alice...?

Sounds like a familiar tune.

 

[BM96]

Look stats aren’t how the rags judge a player over at the dump. He is judged on how the media portray him…Class player and united are so lucky to have him. Let’s just leave it at that -:)

A lot of the rag fans think hes the best in the league. Its absolutely mental, but definitely pushed by the media. I will be shocked if hes not in team of the season. Which would be a disgrace.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Next time an asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, can we send Maguire into space to get his forehead on it?

He’d probably nod it straight into Manchester

 

[mexico1970]

Erik ten Hag's half-time substitutions have won nine games for Manchester United

Man United have made 19 half-time substitutions this season and here is how they have affected the final score of their games.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Erik ten Hag's in-game management has drawn plaudits throughout his first season as Manchester United manager and one of his biggest strengths is his decisive half-time substitutions.

Yup, they certainly had an effect last night :)

 

[cheekybids]

Lovely mad wall-eyed Alice. I thought I’d give her a watch and she’s a comedy genius. Her description of the rags’ first half as the most beautiful football she’d ever seen while keeping a straight face was pure Cunk. She then says their first eleven could win the Prem, all they need is …. and then replaces half the team with players they don’t stand a chance of signing. Don’t ever change Alice.

A good few years ago my highlight of the week was driving to work listening to Red Wednesday & the mix of expert panel of Roweta & Danny Webber. I think it was in the Mad Louis days & a bloke phoned saying they were a magnificent team, the transition is nearly complete & there was only the front 3 of Barca separating them, so only a Messi, Suarez & Neymar……….

Which one of you was it?

 

[Mr Fraser]

Honestly, as much as I enjoy Maguire's calamities because he always got undue credit over Stones for England and he plays for United, you have to say he's had some fucking awful luck recently. He makes a lot of mistakes, but he's also just a magnet for slapstick bad luck.

That OG could literally happen to anyone, no one can anticipate the opposition striker cannoning a header at you from 3ft, but it happens to him.

It's not bad luck or coincidence

 

[give it to gordon]

Who the fuck is Alice...?

Am living next door to Alice

 

[TinFoilHat]

Am living next door to Alice

24 years waiting for a chance?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Erik ten Hag's half-time substitutions have won nine games for Manchester United

Man United have made 19 half-time substitutions this season and here is how they have affected the final score of their games.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Yup, they certainly had an effect last night :)

I said when Slabhead was coming on that Wish.Com Pep was taking the piss out of Seville bringing him on and they took full advantage.