United Thread - 2022/23

[Ghostofmerlin]

So is the second tie breaker for the Europa League own goals now?

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Martinez the midget out for the rest of the season with a broken metatarsal.

 

[bluemoon32]

Martinez the midget out for the rest of the season with a broken metatarsal.

Big loss for them, welcome back in the team to slabhead

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

He’s on the children’s ward purely based on his height.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

utd fans claiming they're getting bad luck with injuries... Pep manages that shit all the time. We won last year without nearly any CBs. You either manage the situation or you blame bad luck. Its the difference between City and lfc. I wonder which way ten hag will go.

 

[bluetonium]

Shame, always makes me chuckle seeing the starting eleven with him down as "Li(l) Martinez"

 

[Nellies left peg]

He’s on the children’s ward purely based on his height.

But they wouldn’t let him through the door as he failed the height restriction measurement despite his mum and dad pleading

 

[aguero93:20]

Martinez the midget out for the rest of the season with a broken metatarsal.

That's what you get when you ignore the minimum height on the fairground rides.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

#UnitedUntethered

“It was the most beautiful football I’ve ever seen” fuck off you moronic blond goofy twat.

 

[James Morgan]

Bloody lovely evening last night. Plus they have lost their two CBs, two of only a handful of players I actually rate. Plus no Rashford, they could fall off the pace in the race for top4.