United Thread - 2022/23

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This sale is dragging on. I thought they would announce something flashy on the supposed deadline day, but that was weeks ago. I think this is going be more of the same. No stadium, no second stadium like the cheating bunch, no state-of-the-art training campus like the cheating bunch, no new crop of skillful players to play beautiful football like the cheating bunch, and no slew of trophies to devalue the beautiful game like the cheating bunch. No way to aspire to emulate the cheating bunch. Just more DNA of whatever that has been going on.
 
The rag-loving media have been leading their deluded fans a merry dance since the Glazers said they were selling. We've had oil tycoons, television moguls, celebrity millionaires, Arabian royalty, this Jim Radcliffe (or whatever his name is) chap, all willing to pour their limitless wealth into that sodden, murky, stagnant waste ground the vermin call 'home.'
And the drooling masses, with their green and yellow scarves and CR7 club shirts, swallow every single word the likes of Simon Stone puts into print for them. Salacious headlines like: 'Haaland: I wish I had gone to Utd rather than City,'
or 'Pep: The sooner I leave City and go over to Trafford, to my one true love, utd, the better.' And these gormless, perpetually bewildered, post-lobotomised imbeciles take every syllable as gospel. And cry into their semen-stained duvets when they find that the truth is Ian Holloway is coming out of retirement to take over from ten bob and one of his first signings will be former Bolton favourite, Kevin Davies.

Enjoy it, you rag bastards. Enjoy every second of craning your filthy, dirty necks to keep looking up at us as we sneer disdainfully down at you...çunts!
 
I had to laugh this morning.

I‘m sure we all remember when Ferguson dissed the Carabao Cup, basically calling it a tinpot trophy not worthy of a team of Manure’s stature.

This morning on the Phil Trow show on Radio Manchester, some guy call Alan Keegan, who is apparently known as the voice of Old Trafford, said winning the Carabao Cup this year was “almost as good as winning the Champions League”

Being shit and trophyless for so long is so humbling isn’t it ?
 
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Chris Gayle Cricketer: Jamaica
Chris Grayling MP (Conservative)
Christopher Eccleston Actor
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Ed O'Brien Musician - Guitar Radiohead
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Ehud Olmert Politician Ex-Israeli Prime Minister
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Fiona McCann Water Polo player GB Olympics Team 2012
Floyd Mayweather Boxer
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Gareth Cross Cricketer Lancashire wicketkeeper
Gary "Mani" Mounfield Musician - bass player Stone Roses & Primal Scream
Gary Lightbody Singer Snow Patrol
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Gaz Coombes Singer Supergrass
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Gerry Sutcliffe MP (Labour)
Glen Wallace Actor Hollyoaks
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Greg Rutherford Long jumper Olympic gold medalist
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Harry Styles Singer One Direction
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Ian Brown Singer Stone Roses
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Jez Kerr Musician A Certain Ratio
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Joe Murray Boxer World Amateur Champion Bronze medallist
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Max Beesley Actor Hotel Babylon
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Michael Parkinson TV Presenter
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Mike Brown Rugby Union player Harlequins, England
Mike Hill Clergyman, Member House of Lords Lord Bishop of Bristol
Mike Hussey Cricketer: Australia
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MS Dhoni Cricketer: Indian Captain
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Anthony H Wilson TV Presenter, entrepreneur, Record Producer Factory Records
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