United Thread - 2022/23

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Only cunts have their telly wall mounted

Haha, guilty as charged.

 

[Blue Mist]

Yesterday the Premier League with the agreement of all clubs banned total leveraged buy outs, i.e. the Glazers. Now when buying a club only 65% of a clubs value can be funded by debt.
That surely rules out Chelsea Jim from buying the rags doesn't it ?

 

[waspish]

Yesterday the Premier League with the agreement of all clubs banned total leveraged buy outs, i.e. the Glazers. Now when buying a club only 65% of a clubs value can be funded by debt.
That surely rules out Chelsea Jim from buying the rags doesn't it ?

More like that banker who is worth 1.2b Ratcliffe is only offering 3b for 50% so more likely it be Ratcliffe..

 

[BrianW]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

It's only their deep-seated love of the Rags that stopped Phil Jones and Martial from signing for Barcelona years ago. Apparently, they were offered 600k a week each, but they said 'Nah, thanks, we love Stretford too much.'

Just to add, Luke Shaw was off to Real but found out there were no Greggs in Madrid, so he told them to stick their money.

 

[KS55]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

The alternative way of looking at this:
Rags have the most useless unsaleable players in the league.

 

[mcfc64]

Have they set a new deadline for the new deadline yet !

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

Tony Marshal is on an eye watering contract for the amount of effort he puts in, and who else would have signed Phil the Face?

They aren't 'loyal', they're mercenaries.

 

[SWPISHOME]

The only thing he’s breaking down is his own mental health.

Good things he's not breaking down the amount of food he eats in a day! He'd have to make a a fucking series the fat fuck.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Have they set a new deadline for the new deadline yet !

Nothings going to happen until the blue Chelsea cones are put on the road outside Carrington.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1780336/Man-Utd-Premier-League-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea

Express article stating that "Man Utd players most 'loyal' in Prem as Liverpool trail Arsenal and Chelsea"

United players stay at the club the longest of any in the top flight. The average stay is 54 months 11 days. City's average is 37 months 5 days.

Anyone think that a certain Mr P Jones might have skewed those stats a little?

In other words, they buy players for massively inflated fees, give them ridiculous wages and long contracts, and can't get rid of them.