United Thread - 2022/23

[citytill1die84]

The Sun how Manchester United could line up with De Jong, Casemiro & Joao Felix

LMFAO

 

[mat]

We're shopping at Harrods.

The rags at wish.com

 

[MafeotulBlue]

The Sun how Manchester United could line up with De Jong, Casemiro & Joao Felix

LMFAO

Is that a legit headline? Has anyone told them United are in 20th?

 

[Cricket Blue]

Question is are there 3 worst teams than them this season?
Of course the FA would never want them to get relegated but could it happen?

 

[citytill1die84]

Is that a legit headline? Has anyone told them United are in 20th?

How Man Utd could line up after raiding LaLiga for De Jong, Casemiro & Felix

MANCHESTER UNITED are looking to salvage their season by raiding LaLiga for some of its top talent. The Red Devils have endured a humiliating summer – underwhelming in the transfer market whi…

www.thesun.co.uk

Oh it's legit lol

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Scum after a Brighton player lets see how hard ball they play with them or even respond to them!

They're going to need a bigger boat (and one that isn't leaking).

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

£100m you say?
Thought your owner was a tough negotiator.
Start at £125m,and they won't haggle.

I doubt they'd need to. Start at £100 million and the rags will negotiate it up to £125 million soon enough.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

How Man Utd could line up after raiding LaLiga for De Jong, Casemiro & Felix

MANCHESTER UNITED are looking to salvage their season by raiding LaLiga for some of its top talent. The Red Devils have endured a humiliating summer – underwhelming in the transfer market whi…

www.thesun.co.uk

Oh it's legit lol

Are these people employed on an actual salary? Because if they are, i'm in the wrong sector.

Drunk, high, unslept for 2 days i could probably write better shite than that.

They can't even get fucking RABIOT in to play for them, on KDB money, and they think they'll get Felix from Atletico? They'd need to re-mortgage their shite hole of a stadium to afford his release clause.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Is that a legit headline? Has anyone told them United are in 20th?

More to the point, is this a legit quote?

 

[MafeotulBlue]

More to the point, is this a legit quote?

Given what has happened with the scum in the last 12 months, nothing surprises me.

I have a sexual fantasy that the dippers will get a penalty and ask Alisson to take it as the ultimate humiliation.

 

[Blue Til Death]

You wouldn’t get anywhere near that figure mate, as good as he is.. If the rags offer him the right money and circa £60 million he will be gone … Would it be the right move? No chance, Brighton are streets ahead of the rags in every department on and off the pitch …!!

 

[bakerdave76]

New star wars looks a bit shit....

 

[dadnlad]

The Sun how Manchester United could line up with De Jong, Casemiro & Joao Felix

LMFAO

the Echo bought them out

 

[dadnlad]

New star wars looks a bit shit....View attachment 53090

what does the flag say
" WE DEMAND TO BE TOP "

 

[bluethrunthru]

New star wars looks a bit shit....View attachment 53090

Pretentious wankers

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Breaking - Elon Musk says he will not buy Manchester United

https://www.reuters.com/business/elon-musk-says-he-will-buy-manchester-united-2022-08-17/

www.redcafe.net

LOL, desperate.

I reckon if shiek whomever offered to buy utd they'd jump at it. Please god let that happen, put the cat amongst the pigeons.

 

[havefaith]

They have a policy ?

Sure do :-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When I read this initially I was going to post it with some more or less piss-take comment. But honestly, I just hope we never become this….

Manchester United named as world's most popular football club

New figures released have named Man Utd as the most popular club in world football.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

MASSIVE!

 

[bluethrunthru]

I do like a happy ship..........

Manchester United: Cristiano Ronaldo will soon reveal 'the truth' about his future

Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo says he will soon reveal "the truth" about his future after reading so many "lies" this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[bluethrunthru]

what does the flag say
" WE DEMAND TO BE TOP "

I believe it will simply be a print of last weekends league table but just inverted to have them top and us bottom