United Thread - 2022/23

[Holcombe bloo]

She has a point with Declan Rice. If you scraped all their signings and just got Declan Rice they would be better.

But would rice want to go there being the only signing? I’d doubt it!

 

[horlock_was_super]

Didn’t want him anyway

 

[buckshot]

Currently dragging a scum fan on FB. He started in about City not having history so I pointed out winning the league before WWII and winning the FA Cup in 1904. Then he (of course) pivoted to how City are only successful because they spend money and I mentioned that the scum outspent City for DECADES but still only won because the refs were afraid of slur Alex. And now he's gone over to the oh so predictable "Yeah but United won w/ English players" so I asked what part of England Cantona, Gigges, Keane, Ronaldo and Schmeichel came from. The only thing left is for him to claim that he's actually a bigger Celtic fan anyway...

Honestly though, these guys are 100x worse than any Yankees or Cowboys fans I've ever met and that's saying a lot from an American. City fans put up with that stupid banner and they did it with humor. Scum fans are nothing but a bunch of miserable douchebags.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Carted their plans for Arnautovic now. £7.6m bid rejected.

Gutted, as that had miles and miles on it, but I suppose the fact they even bid for him is funny as fuck.

Didn't Bologna tell them to fuck off he wasn't for sale?

 

[OntarioBlue]

So, the Rags have a masterplan to replace one bad apple Frenchman with another bad apple Frenchman. Cunning plan Baldrick.

In breaking news, they can’t even manage to sign a 33 year old Stoke City reject.

Laughing stock of a Club.

 

[OntarioBlue]

Currently dragging a scum fan on FB. He started in about City not having history so I pointed out winning the league before WWII and winning the FA Cup in 1904. Then he (of course) pivoted to how City are only successful because they spend money and I mentioned that the scum outspent City for DECADES but still only won because the refs were afraid of slur Alex. And now he's gone over to the oh so predictable "Yeah but United won w/ English players" so I asked what part of England Cantona, Gigges, Keane, Ronaldo and Schmeichel came from. The only thing left is for him to claim that he's actually a bigger Celtic fan anyway...

Honestly though, these guys are 100x worse than any Yankees or Cowboys fans I've ever met and that's saying a lot from an American. City fans put up with that stupid banner and they did it with humor. Scum fans are nothing but a bunch of miserable douchebags.

The City team that won the old First Division in 1967/68 was (if I remember correctly) entirely English players. At the same time the “History Club” team was comprised an assortment of English, Irish and Scottish.

 

[Impeccable One]

So, the Rags have a masterplan to replace one bad apple Frenchman with another bad apple Frenchman. Cunning plan Baldrick.

In breaking news, they can’t even manage to sign a 33 year old Stoke City reject.

Laughing stock of a Club.

He is obviously didn’t fancy Stretford on a cold & wet Wednesday night !

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

What will put the cherry on top of this comedy gold of a cake would be if he downs tools and forces his move.

The embarrassment.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He is obviously didn’t fancy Stretford on a cold & wet Thursday night !

Edited for accuracy

 

[dadnlad]

Didn’t want him anyway

i knew only asking for 3 year contract was a mistake
just how can they build for the future when players wont commit long term