United Thread - 2022/23

[Asa's left peg]

Wait until he does something wrong, something random, like say, maybe .... battering his partner - you can all write the headline.

 

[billymumphrey]

How is Mahrez on it? And Fabinho but no Rodri who had a much better season than both of them.

Wasn't Mahrez our top goal scorer and top goal contributor (goals and assists) across all comps last year?

Mot disagreeing with you re Rodri, but Mahrez definitely deserves a mention.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

When the UEL anthem start playing:

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Hopefully I'll be driving home tonight after a big City win listening to the gap getting bigger.

 

[Grassland Blue]

When the UEL anthem start playing:

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All together now -
Gonna cry in a minute,
He's gonna cry in a minute...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

So over the last 38 Premier League games, the equivalent of an entire season, my admittedly dodgy maths has it that they are 41 points behind us (96 to 55)
That’s an average of more than a point a game, which is MASSIVE

Their goal difference is even worse - they’re 81 behind us (76 to minus 5).
That’s an average of more than two goals a game, which is even more MASSIVE.

Lads, we’re basically playing a different sport

They should thank us for being so good. Otherwise they could have been relegated.

 

[KentBlue]

I have a sinking feeling that they will beat Brentford tonight (with a lot of help, of course) and the media will be out with their boringly predictable 'They're Back!' headlines, telling us all that the masterplan is finally coming together and the world had better watch out because the pisscan has got them playing the u*ited way.'
Simon Stone and his cerebrally-challenged followers will be triumphantly hailing a new beginning for the rags, and the well-oiled PR machine will roar into overdrive. VAR will win player of the year for them and Slabhead will receive an honorary Knighthood for his services to football...




and breathe.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Why the fuck they#'ve bought Rabiot I dont know. Another headache they're going to have to deal with his mum especially from what Iv read.

I take back everything I'v said about Utd making a comeback under this guy, He's either got no control at that club or he actually isnt what I was worried he might be.

But they're a circus, so much politics, especially around the owners. Jeez tanhags has got the weight of it all on his shoulders and I just cant see how they can turn it all around. And their fan tv is taking it all to extremes too, theyre becoming as poweerful as the clubs media arm.

*Please god dont let City turn into that!

 

[Frankboff]

I have a sinking feeling that they will beat Brentford tonight (with a lot of help, of course) and the media will be out with their boringly predictable 'They're Back!' headlines, telling us all that the masterplan is finally coming together and the world had better watch out because the pisscan has got them playing the u*ited way.'
Simon Stone and his cerebrally-challenged followers will be triumphantly hailing a new beginning for the rags, and the well-oiled PR machine will roar into overdrive. VAR will win player of the year for them and Slabhead will receive an honorary Knighthood for his services to football...




and breathe.

I prefer them to get really giddy before the inevitable meltdown. You can see the change in their fans faces over the season. Walking tall giving it the big one to hiding from life looking grey. This season it’s looking like it’s straight to grey.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I think we should play a game of fantasy headlines.

United handsome win tonight = ETH shows united fans what to expect.

United Draw/loss/lucky win = ETH clearly out of his depth.