United Thread - 2022/23

[big gaz]

He’s 15. I think he has a fair idea.

Before the Real Madrid semi final, him and his brother were walking behind me and my mate and I heard him mention Elle Brooke the pornstar.

I turned round and asked “How do you know who Elle Brooke is?”

He immediately replied “How do YOU know who Elle Brooke is?”

“Let’s never mention this conversation again son.”

Love it blue :-)

 

[Dodgy Gangster]

Elle Brooke?
My eyes are fucked I read that as Elkie Brookes!

I hear she’s fallen on hard times

 

[domalino]

That's a boost for "TWGC"™

Ronaldo isn't starting either.

United's chances of winning have gone up considerably since lunchtime.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Casemiro with excited united fan.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

I see twitter is awash with videos and images of LAST YEARS "protest" and the clueless fuckers are lapping it up giving it the "great turnout" comments

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Ronaldo isn't starting either.

Oh, I bet he starts plenty.

 

[KS55]

The same grammar that spells Trafford with 1 ' f '

Eric_the_Red99​

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It’s actually the hashtag emptyoldtraford (with one f) which is trending. The fact that they can’t even spell the name of the ground of the club they supposedly support probably tells you all you need to know about these people…

They’re walking down Mark Bisby Way to visit Ole Trifid.

 

[deano ou812]

See they have sorted Martinez height problem for playing at CB he’s been given a pair of these ..

 

[stonerblue]

Has it been called off yet ?

no sign of anything so far

 

[JASR]

The protests are going well.

It's all kicking off at the Dog and Duck in Putney...

You should see the scenes at the Red Irishman in Dublin, mayhem.

God knows what the streets of Oslo must be like by now.

Bit more muted on the island of Singapore, they are all tucked up in bed.