United Thread - 2022/23

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I see Whisky Nose and Ratboy are going to be appearing at the Giggs trial, presumably as character witnesses as they can’t possibly know whether he is guilty or not. Is it possible to find an unbiased jury too in a case being heard in Manchester?

They should put together a jury from The Vatican, apparently the guy in charge has never heard of the rags.

 

[117 M34]

I shagged Busbys granddaughter for over a year ( true story)

Without stopping?

 

[stevemacca]

Alice speaks:
"Katie Price's left tit is better than McTomminay'

She looks like someones been using her face as a dartboard ............which come to think of it is not a daft idea

 

[Vienna_70]

The rags have just announced a shirt sponsorship deal with Paxo.





Because they keep getting stuffed!

 

[Gingers Dad]

Same clown who said that Tierney couldn't give a penalty when Milner did exactly the same thing to Foden at Anfield last October.

 

[bluethrunthru]

PMSL

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

"Veronique Rabiot has gained a reputation as something of a battle-axe in France, having once confronted Paris Saint-Germain coach Laurent Blanc in a car park.

Once it became apparent Rabiot had decided to leave PSG, the club's chairman Nasser Al-Khelaifi was relieved the club would not have to deal with his mother again."

Was Rabiot's Mum in The Goonies?

 

[Vienna_70]

I shagged Busbys granddaughter for over a year ( true story)

Mrs Vienna was mates with Denis Violet's daughter, and she reckons Miss Violet was rather partial to a rag player, including, but not only, the alcoholic liver thief and the chip shop owner.

 

[Nellies left peg]

How do you know what her English is like?

Probably better than the slurring pisscan's

 

[bluealf]

Alice speaks:
"Katie Price's left tit is better than McTomminay'

Dear lord, can you imagine having to live with that voice and the twitchy eyes.

Shudder.