United Thread - 2023/24

[SWPISHOME]

I think this is batshit crazy Alice from a scum watchalong. Better not to provide any link to anything that gives her clicks.

I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire mate.

 

[SWPISHOME]

I fully expect the cunts to give Gary Glitter a five year deal at this rate.

He'd be the leader of the gang.

I'll get my coat.

 

[JASR]

How far are we off buying them for a quid and building a car park in Gorse Hill?

Sadly, I think they’ll do a Rangers. Collapse, administration, receivership.

Assets sold for ’pennies’ to a newly formed ManNewUnited plc, special invite to join National league North, 5 years with 5 consecutive promotions …and United are back, debt free, telling the ‘football fairytale of the century’ of how TWGC fought off the Glazers and came back from absolute nothing, to their rightful historical place.

bleargh.

 

[havefaith]

I have a notion that the players have found that smacking your girlfriend/wife gets you a quick exit from then shithole. Quicker than waiting for a transfer at an inflated price

Not no more -

 

[Blue Til Death]

So - what does everyone reckon today's revelation is going to be from the noncey neighbours?

Prince Andrew approached to be honorary club president?
Rolf Harris & Gary Glitter being the entertainment at the player and staff kids Xmas party a few years ago?
Andrew Tate offered the role of Technical Director of the women's team?

Jeffrey Dahmer the chef …

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sadly, I think they’ll do a Rangers. Collapse, administration, receivership.

Assets sold for ’pennies’ to a newly formed ManNewUnited plc, special invite to join National league North, 5 years with 5 consecutive promotions …and United are back, debt free, telling the ‘football fairytale of the century’ of how TWGC fought off the Glazers and came back from absolute nothing, to their rightful historical place.

bleargh.

Even that would be piss funny.

I can’t imagine the “fume” from their fans should they go into administration.

That quite a way off though sadly, but we can still believe in the Glazers. They can do it if they really believe.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Alicetalksshitenotfooty…!
The epitome of an entitled, armchair, rag twat..!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Sadly, I think they’ll do a Rangers. Collapse, administration, receivership.

Assets sold for ’pennies’ to a newly formed ManNewUnited plc, special invite to join National league North, 5 years with 5 consecutive promotions …and United are back, debt free, telling the ‘football fairytale of the century’ of how TWGC fought off the Glazers and came back from absolute nothing, to their rightful historical place.

bleargh.

But the journey would be a wonderful experience e even if the end destination is shite.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Who dreamed, thirty years ago, that we would live to see this day?
It can only be bettered by the Rags getting relegated.
What was once invulnerable is now utterly fucked.
All empires crumble, given time and chance,
In this case, down to a quibble over horse spunk.
You could not write it.

Horse Spunk FC has a good ring to it.

 

[JASR]

Even that would be piss funny.

I can’t imagine the “fume” from their fans should they go into administration.

That quite a way off though sadly, but we can still believe in the Glazers. They can do it if they really believe.

If the PL/UEFA continue with the new ffp rules, they could collapse sooner rather than later.
Them getting to the CL this year, probably saves them for next year, but can you honestly see them being helped to such an overt degree again this season to get top 5? So 2025 becomes a real crunch year.

there’s also the HMRC investigation ongoing IIRC, which generally ends badly for football teams… or is that mis-remembering?