United Thread - 2023/24

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With all due respect I think anyone who has seen my post here since I’ve joined knows I try it be as fair as possible when talking about players. If I am wrong by that then someone can correct me. I am hardly a fan boy for anyone that does not play for Sporting. For example a player I absolutely adore is Coates and he is hardly world class level or even premier league top 6 standard.

My opinion on Bruno is valid both on a statistical metric and the eye ball test.

I agree with you. He is a cnut. He does wine a lot and he is a complaining twat. However he is a very good player.

Sometimes I notice fans have a hard time of giving rival players any sort of praise. It’s ok to hate a team or player but it’s insane to me not to respect someone’s quality.
True, I have read alot of your posts, which are very fair, although you do go a bit overboard on your analysis of former and present Sporting players....you would think they would have a few chumps league titles based on them! ;)
........and the whinger is not world class at any stretch.
 
He provides a high number of goals and assists.

Brilliant finisher and striker of the ball and has an engine where he never stops. His passing accuracy is low because of the types of passes he does but he is a good passer as well.

KDB rates him highly as do many in the league.

I’m with you guys, United are cnuts and their fans are no better, but Bruno is a dam good player and his stats show that.

I think it’s wrong to say he’s “not close” to starting for city.

He is the perfect example of, a player you hate for various reasons but would love if he was on your team.
I honestly think he’s bang average, he wouldn’t get in our first team or the 6 or 7 that make up the main part of the rest of our squad. He’s lazy and cheats like fuck as well, he’s a proper wanker.
 
I honestly think he’s bang average, he wouldn’t get in our first team or the 6 or 7 that make up the main part of the rest of our squad. He’s lazy and cheats like fuck as well, he’s a proper wanker.
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That finish was not world class?

Come on guys let’s be fair.
You can’t define any goal as “world class”, some go in others don’t but they’re described as “worldlies” We had a player called Nicholas Jenson who once scored a goal that made Rat Biys goal look like a tap in, he certainly wasn’t world class.
 
Fernandes is a pouter and a whinger and a shithouse and a diver but on his day he can be nifty and today he scored a terrific goal. As long as we also recall the penalties he’s taken that have sailed over my roof 5,500 fucking miles from Europe and all that, one can call him good but “world class” I’d argue with, strenuously. Regardless he’s the best player on this collection of loose anal secretions that’s for sure.

Now let’s discuss what might be the laziest defensive performance I’ve witnessed in a while, which belongs to Marcus Rashford every time the ball went by him in Burnley’s direction. Imagine Pep putting up with that LOL. I mean, I get it, given Burnley’s toothlessness, but still — that was one tremendous display of sloth.
 
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You can’t define any goal as “world class”, some go in others don’t but they’re described as “worldlies” We had a player called Nicholas Jenson who once scored a goal that made Rat Biys goal look like a tap in, he certainly wasn’t world class.
As left backs go for City, he’s probably in the top 5 in my lifetime, sadly. We’ve never had good left backs!
 
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