United Thread - 2023/24

[bridgeno1]

Erik Ten Hag is what happens when you order Pep Guardiola on wish.com

 

[deegee33]

Can they be relegated?

PL Rules of Operation
Rule #1, Section A, Subsection 1

Manchester united (aka Trafford) is forever ineligible to be relegated from the premier league as they provide a substantial source of comedy to the Western hemisphere and a long term source of economic development throughout Asia and the Far East due to summer tours and noodle partnerships.

 

[waspish]

Chelsea win Monday they'll be 1 point behind them after everyone been laughing at them

 

[roman totale]

I assume Palace sent their first team today?

 

[crazyg]

Would never be allowed I’m afraid. I’m too young to remember 74 but that must have been some day! Don’t think I’d ever stop laughing!

Just for you, my friend.
It was even better watching it live.
;-))

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

What makes you say he's probably a good manager.
I'd argue he's probably not.
He's average at best.
And he will be an unemployed manager by January.

The only sucess Tent Peg has had before is managing Ajax in the Dutch league which is meaningless because they have no opposition there. So far his transfer dealings here have been laughable. Yet the media have treated him as if he was some sort of football genius. His football style at United appears to be to sit deep and lump the ball into the channels like Graham Taylor did in the 1980s. He's just another fraud.

 

[jimharri]

Erik Ten Hag is what happens when you order Pep Guardiola on wish.com

Temu, shirley?

 

[East Level 2]

Can they be relegated?

Relegation this season would be a fine way to mark the 50th anniversary of the last time they went down.
And it won't be anywhere near as scary as last time.

 

[Hoghead]

Sir Marcus Fish Fingers goal stats this season in the PL are something like played 7 scored 1 after game 9. Pro rata that is 4 goals for the season of an £80M rated forward!
Garbage.

 

[axlgod]

I think the Chris Kavanagh refereeing at the swamp today was the Sigue Sigue Sputnik drummer rather than the Ref from Ashton-under-Lyne

Hahaha, made me chuckle….love Sputnik, one of my favourite bands.