United Thread - 2023/24

[give it to gordon]

Fucking hell they just don’t help themselves
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Two points

If you are that good why would you be at utd ?

If you are that good why would you choose to be coached by tent peg ?

Is this the same under 21s that lost 8-1 the other day ?

 

[Spanishbob]

Just had a thought. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if nited shared our ground for a couple of seasons whilst building a new stadium in carrington and we imposed the same set of rules regarding season tickets. That if u miss a game you can’t go to the next home game and wouldn’t it be even more wonderful if they get relegated at ours one season in.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Sister's friend went along there on a borrowed ticket a couple of weeks ago.
She was aghast that there was some kind of mattress strapped the ceiling to stop the leaks.

That was padding in case it collapsed...

 

[iwasthere1968]

10. A thorough fumigation after each rag match.

I was also thinking that we should open some of those special " air vents " in the roof ,just to make them feel at home.

 

[Blue Mist]

If you are a Glazer, tent peg or one of the sad rag fans you are quietly saying a prayer of thanks to the virgin mary/buddah/allah or any other made up religious grifter for the Darren England shit show that cost liverpool the title last Saturday night.
Without that, everyone would be asking why a bunch of overpaid wankers struggled and got fine tuned by Crystal fuckin' Palace.
They brought on an Easter Island statue they do not even want at the club as an emergency striker ! They stripped him of the captaincy, they publicly humiliated him, they basically told him to fuck off as he was shit and then said 'go on son, score an equaliser for us'
I almost wish the liverpool team hadn't been shot by Azerbaijani terrorists so keeping the rags out of the headlines.

 

[iwasthere1968]

We get to keep the points that they win. Winner winner chicken dinner.

So that would be 38? 39? 40?

 

[Nellies left peg]

Just had a thought. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if nited shared our ground for a couple of seasons whilst building a new stadium in carrington and we imposed the same set of rules regarding season tickets. That if u miss a game you can’t go to the next home game and wouldn’t it be even more wonderful if they get relegated at ours one season in.

No, fuck the rag bastards I would be fucking furious if we let them use our ground

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

No fucking way will we allow these cunts to ground share again.............

 

[BlueMonkey79]

Ffs

Should be drug tested for that statement alone!

 

[TinFoilHat]

No fucking way will we allow these cunts to ground share.

Agreed.

History shows what they've done to us as a thank you for everytime we've got them out of the shit as a club

Let them play in Bolton.