United Thread - 2023/24

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I remember almost 30 years ago to the day the the rags met Galatasaray in the first knockout round of the European cup. The rags had won their first league title for 26 years and Kevin Keagan thought they were so good he (and everyone else) could really see them winning the competition. Elton Welsby (!!!) thought they had a superb home record in Europe and "it's surely not reaally under any threat tonight." It looked that way when a Hakan Sukur o.g. put them 2-0 up in the first 15 mins! But the rags kept on giving even then and by half time the scores were level. After about an hour OT went into complete shocked silence when the Turks took the lead and it took a very late goal indeed from Cantona to rescue a draw! To no avail as they could only draw 0-0 in Turkey and went out on away goals. That was a better rag team than this one ....
 
It is so infuriating seeing ex United players harping on about why they aren't winning the league and what has gone wrong. It's like being the guy who was filthy rich, handsome and banging a supermodel, but then he lost all his money on Dogecoin, put on 6 stone and she left him. And he's there muttering in the mirror to himself that he'll 'win her back'.

You won't mate. You had your chance, you fucked it up. And it was all your fault. Accept it and move on, and understand the best you'll do for quite some time is a 7, or maybe the odd hooker around payday. And you'll be pumping away, her ankles around your ears, you'll be shouting 'I'm BaCk! I'm BACK!!!'

But as soon as your time is up and you've paid your money she'll fuck off, and you are back to being a loser.
 
bridgeno1 said:
It is so infuriating seeing ex United players harping on about why they aren't winning the league and what has gone wrong. It's like being the guy who was filthy rich, handsome and banging a supermodel, but then he lost all his money on Dogecoin, put on 6 stone and she left him. And he's there muttering in the mirror to himself that he'll 'win her back'.

You won't mate. You had your chance, you fucked it up. And it was all your fault. Accept it and move on, and understand the best you'll do for quite some time is a 7, or maybe the odd hooker around payday. And you'll be pumping away, her ankles around your ears, you'll be shouting 'I'm BaCk! I'm BACK!!!'

But as soon as your time is up and you've paid your money she'll fuck off, and you are back to being a loser.
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This is sounding way too real to just be an analogy. What happened mate? Do you want to talk about it?
 
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