United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

he's the only slightly marketable player they've got - won't be allowed to get rid, i imagine

Gotta keep those social media numbers up.

 

[Ducado]

Not a United fan among them! Everyone an actor on the grift

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Just thinking about the managers they hired since baconface.

They hired Moyes, presumably on the grounds that he was Scottish, like baconface. That didn't work.
They then decided it wasn't being Scottish that was the key, but being a serial winner. So they hired Mourinho then van Gaal. That didn't work.
They then decided they needed someone with the 'united DNA' so they hired Solskjaer. That didn't work.

Having decided that hiring someone with similar qualities to baconface probably wasn't a great strategy, they looked around and decided that Klopp had done a great job in turning Liverpool's fortunes around so they hired Rangnick, the man who invented the 'gegenpressing' style that Klopp aodopted. That didn't work.

Finally, they decided that the only solution was to hire someone like Pep, so they hired Ten Bob, who not only worked under Pep but was also bald. That doesn't seem to be working so what the fuck are they going to do next, as it looks like they've run out of ideas?

They could hire me. I've shouted a few obscenities from the touchline of our local school kids 37 a side....better than nowt I suppose.

 

[Keep the Faith]

Turned more corners than a Rubik's Cube

Or the Origami Grand Master

 

[Ducado]

The cunts **** view on the game.
Does this fucker ever learn.lol.

Don't fall for it, he is not a United fan, (Forrest apparently) it's not even his real name it's an act like all the others, it's what is wrong with the game grifters cashing in on the gullible and making good money at it

There is enough information out there about him, and I think he would freely admit it if cornered

Like everyone else I dislike United to my very core, but I also hate grifters like this

 

[deano ou812]

How many trophies have they won since baconface left them ?

 

[kerem gokmen]

Except it’s taken at the corner of Northumberland Avenue and Northumberland Street, London SW1, just over 300km from Manchester.

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:))) really? sorry that. they wrote man in the twit

 

[blueste41]

He still is part of the problem.
How many of his signings have been a success.
Looks to be clueless tactically as well.
For a club that their fans think is the biggest in the world and have performed like they have he is a major part of the problem.

Given the scale of their problems in every aspect of the club I'm struggling to accept he is a major part of it TBH.
Which is good because simply replacing him won't improve them.

 

[Ducado]

Just thinking about the managers they hired since baconface.

They hired Moyes, presumably on the grounds that he was Scottish, like baconface. That didn't work.
They then decided it wasn't being Scottish that was the key, but being a serial winner. So they hired Mourinho then van Gaal. That didn't work.
They then decided they needed someone with the 'united DNA' so they hired Solskjaer. That didn't work.

Having decided that hiring someone with similar qualities to baconface probably wasn't a great strategy, they looked around and decided that Klopp had done a great job in turning Liverpool's fortunes around so they hired Rangnick, the man who invented the 'gegenpressing' style that Klopp aodopted. That didn't work.

Finally, they decided that the only solution was to hire someone like Pep, so they hired Ten Bob, who not only worked under Pep but was also bald. That doesn't seem to be working so what the fuck are they going to do next, as it looks like they've run out of ideas?

It's what happens when a company or country is in terminal decline, I mean look at the Tory party!

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

so what the fuck are they going to do next, as it looks like they've run out of ideas?

Go back to the "legend" ex-striker model, preferably someone dutch to work with Ten Rags players gutted from the Eredivisie.

Enter Ruud Van Horseface, to bring the smiles back, again.