United Thread - 2023/24

[SebastianBlue]

It seems he may be addicted to not winning silverware.

 

[pride in battle]

& The aggregate all time score between us and them across 191 Manchester Derbies is 268-267

In our favour?

 

[pride in battle]

Trouble brewing at Trafford.

Did he pay for his tickets ??? I bet NO !!

 

[SebastianBlue]

Trouble brewing at Trafford.

The enlighted have entered the chat.

 

[cheekybids]

Jim Ratcliffe who bought Manchester United with money he saved by not paying tax in the UK.

Is now getting £600m from UK Government (you) for his polluting petrochemical plant, in Antwerp.

That's 50% of the money Junior Doctors want, for a tax dodger's factory in Belgium.

It’s fucking outrageous & yet the silence is deafening.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

We’ve got to smash these cunts. Send a big signal out.

A signal roughly this size ought to do it…



Courtesy of GPT-4 (it's not great at proportions but the spirit is there).

 

[SebastianBlue]

A signal roughly this size ought to do it…

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Courtesy of GPT-4 (it's not great at proportions but the spirit is there).

Had no idea Leeds loved us so much!

@jimharri will be distraught.

 

[TonyM]

This is Gordon Hill we are talking about here.
GORDON
HILL
Gordon Hill
The Greatest Gordon In the World.
The Hill of Hills.
This is Gordon Hill we are talking about.

 

[SebastianBlue]

This is Gordon Hill we are talking about here.
GORDON
HILL
Gordon Hill
The Greatest Gordon In the World.
The Hill of Hills.
This is Gordon Hill we are talking about.

Personally, I am now over the Hill.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

This is Gordon Hill we are talking about here.
GORDON
HILL
Gordon Hill
The Greatest Gordon In the World.
The Hill of Hills.
This is Gordon Hill we are talking about.

Another cockney red wanker who garnered one flukey FA cup due to a deflection off Macari's beer gut

 

[RodneyRodney]

Thought the haircut more Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber
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True...but Poundland's just not that smart

 

[blue b4 the moon]

The enlighted have entered the chat.

Fucking entitled moron.

 

[paulchapo]

I've just seen this, hilarious. One fan called him out and he said ...his spelling...."Thankful for what. I payed for them just like any other fan. You moron."

Funny as fuck. There's a song in there using the jilted John lyrics "Gordon is a moron." Just watched it again no way this song gets played today without changing the lyrics.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

& The aggregate all time score between us and Rags across 191 Manchester Derbies is us 268 Rags 267.

It really would be interesting to see if the collective rag consciousness can remember ANY derby where we were gifted goals or decisions that turned the game.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I've just seen this, hilarious. One fan called him out and he said ...his spelling...."Thankful for what. I payed for them just like any other fan. You moron."

Funny as fuck. There's a song in there using the jilted John lyrics "Gordon is a moron." Just watched it again no way this song gets played today without changing the lyrics.

Re my post above it wasn't coincidence.

I can remember singing it in the Kippax.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Even most rags have seen though St Fishfingers latest PR stunt and they are sick of him.

My bet is he'll either retire by the age of 30 or he'll have fucked off to Saudi which is about his level earning even more ridiculous amounts of money

 

[malg]

The enlighted have entered the chat.

So, he didn't use the seats but gave them to family. Not sure why he shouldn't move like others have.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

This is Gordon Hill we are talking about here.
GORDON
HILL
Gordon Hill
The Greatest Gordon In the World.
The Hill of Hills.
This is Gordon Hill we are talking about.

Always was and always will be a mustachioed ****.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Always was and always will be a mustachioed ****.

Does that make him a Brazilian?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Does that make him a Brazilian?

He was never that good.