United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

Poor Simon is getting pelters in those replies and all he is trying to do is his paid United PR work.

My heart bleeds for him.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Balotelli needs to put this cnut to sleep..... for good

Remember when Camel Gob thought he was gonna be a boxer because he hit the punch bag a bit and did some pad work.

As soon as he had to start sparring, he quickly scrapped his plans haha. He quickly realised the punch bag doesn't hit back but fighters do.

Big shithouse

 

[maccieblue]

Remember when Camel Gob thought he was gonna be a boxer because he hit the punch bag a bit and did some pad work.

As soon as he had to start sparring, he quickly scrapped his plans haha. He quickly realised the punch bag doesn't hit back but fighters do.

Big shithouse

Pty , because I would pay good money to see camel get a good twatting

 

[Grassland Blue]

Pty , because I would pay good money to see camel get a good twatting

Was it 'Blazing Saddles' where the guy punched a horse and knocked it down?
Would be a bit like that I guess.

 

[jimharri]

Was it 'Blazing Saddles' where the guy punched a horse and knocked it down?
Would be a bit like that I guess.

Yep.....

 

[Axel Freed]

Remember when Camel Gob thought he was gonna be a boxer because he hit the punch bag a bit and did some pad work.

As soon as he had to start sparring, he quickly scrapped his plans haha. He quickly realised the punch bag doesn't hit back but fighters do.

Big shithouse

Yep spot on.

Always amused me that the board wouldn’t license Wio on the basis that he couldn’t defend himself yet roundabout the same time they issued a license to notorious hard man ….. cricket’s Freddie Flintoff !!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Poor Harry. He’s turning more and more into Oliver Hardy everyday.

 

[old blue]

Yep spot on.

Always amused me that the board wouldn’t license Wio on the basis that he couldn’t defend himself yet roundabout the same time they issued a license to notorious hard man ….. cricket’s Freddie Flintoff !!!

It was because they could not fit a window in the ropes, just in case.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Poor Simon is getting pelters in those replies and all he is trying to do is his paid United PR work.

But he is one pathetic little **** who clearly has no useful function in life , hence his employment by the rags, and therefore fully deserves all the shit he gets .

 

[malg]

Remember when Camel Gob thought he was gonna be a boxer because he hit the punch bag a bit and did some pad work.

As soon as he had to start sparring, he quickly scrapped his plans haha. He quickly realised the punch bag doesn't hit back but fighters do.

Big shithouse

Not as easy as it looks getting into a ring and being hit. Silly twat.