United Thread - 2023/24

[its grim up north]

Apparently has disciplinary issues
Turning up late for training and ruffled a few feathers in the dressing room.
The old Billy big bollocks routine and according to a few rag mates is the reason he doesn’t get to start some games.

There must be something in the background, shirley he is worth a start over Antony, if not.

 

[roach3]

There must be something in the background, shirley he is worth a start over Antony, if not.

Well with the mentality midget on the left and the fidget spinner on the right he must be a proper twat to not get to start

 

[tweety]

Fidget spinner is a new one on me!

 

[Newman Noggs]

Well, let's see how he performs when he's no longer just a youth full of spunk and self confidence who comes on late in a game and is allowed free reign to be as selfish as he likes and do as he pleases... let's see how he does when he actually has to have a degree of responsibility and play as part of the team and when the opposition start to figure him out.

I predict he'll go the same way as all the others I mentioned and have a mediocre career at best.

And if, by some quirk of Fate, he does turn out to be decent, a big club will come in for him.

 

[BlueBlood84]

This thread is far too popular. Less is more with these wasters. Unfortunate if we have to encounter them more than twice a season let alone keep up with their daily activities.

 

[Blue Floyd]

 

[Protein Junkie]

Another rag "supporter" crawling out of the woodwork.

When asked what he watches on TV, celebrity chef and restaurateur Michel Roux says: "Rugby - or Manchester United, if they're on".

In othwr words,a typical celeb who knows nothing about football, and has no conneection with the north-west, but thinks that Man Utd are worth watching because ..........I can't actually think why. Does he think it's "cool"?

Stick to cooking, Michel - or, as they say in your country, "Ta gueule, con".........

“ So Michel Roux Junior, as a Michelin star chef, can you cook books ?”

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Another rag "supporter" crawling out of the woodwork.

When asked what he watches on TV, celebrity chef and restaurateur Michel Roux says: "Rugby - or Manchester United, if they're on".

In othwr words,a typical celeb who knows nothing about football, and has no conneection with the north-west, but thinks that Man Utd are worth watching because ..........I can't actually think why. Does he think it's "cool"?

Stick to cooking, Michel - or, as they say in your country, "Ta gueule, con".........

Give him a break - born in Kent, lives in London, French dad - who else is he going to support? It's not like he'd have done it in the smug certainty that they'd carry on being successful.

 

[superwatsonwatson]

I dont know the comparison between the amount of penalties they have had v us and the amount we have had v them but I’m sure the figures are startling. The Keith Curle pen for example is probably the last pen we were given at old trafford, 31 years ago. Incredible statistic, given they seem to be given one on every visit to the Etihad.

 

[tweety]

Followed Matt Wallace around at West Lancs in the Open qualifying. Great golfer, unfortunately he's a cockney rag, spotted 2 rag headcovers in his bag. What's up with Chelsea, Spurs, Watford etc.