United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

 

[HelloCity]

 

[East Level 2]

Yep. Sadly they’ll appoint a world class manager in 30 years or so, just by accident.

They buy good players "by accident" as well. - Fortunately they usually have a manger that will ruin that player.

 

[its grim up north]

I see Chelsea jim has still not got his foot in the door. I was expecting him there during the international break so he could start his big revamp without worrying about who'll beat them next.

Wonder if it's a cash flow thing?

He'll fit right in at the swamp if it is.

It was supposed to have been a couple of weeks ago, but the Ticket Tout's funeral got in the way. Heard nothing since.

 

[freshie]

Rashford

£400k a week for dross performances like that. No wonder the rags are in the shit

 

[Silva61]

How is this a takeover. Have there been some new sort of mathematics been invented since I left school? 25% of something meant you have a quarter share of whatever you "own". Therefore you are in effect a minority shareholder and have in no plausible way taken over anything.

Plus this tosser is a tax dodging **** who uses his non dom status to avoid paying tax on anything, including his "investments". We have to pay tax, so why does this twat exploit the rules to suit him. United will benefit from this no doubt unless HMRC find some balls and stand up to this tax dodger and demand every penny he should be paying in tax and backdated from when he took out his non dom loophole.

When the IR comes in, first rule is all prem clubs must be registered at companies House.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Olly Murs
Antony
Talksport

This is how mediocre they are.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Since the dawn of time itself every player that has pulled on that revolting shirt has been 'the greatest...ever.'

The rags have never -since their formation- had a player that isn't very good. Not one. Once they leave the club they become ordinary again, but all the while they are manacled to the swamp they are the finest players that have ever walked this earth. We know this because the Custis brothers, Henry Winter, Simon Stone, Oliver Holt and the many many other toadying, lickspittle wankers in the rag-obsessed media have been preaching this inane bullshit since the start of the Premier league.

I swear the rags could call Carlton Palmer out of retirement and our tabloid hacks would hail him the finest footballer that ever existed. They'd tell us that Pele himself used to worship at the altar of the sacred Church Of Carlton and hope that one day he could be as good as the master himself.

I’ll never forget how the media reckoned England were going to build a team around Zinedine Cleverley.
Anyone remember him?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Of all the overrated Rags, and my life there is competition (remember the commentator when they brought on that young lad in the FA Cup final and he said 'the precocious talent' - absolute bullshit), Rashford must be the No1. Heard some gobshite saying when he's on form he's world class and would walk into any team. I genuinely think most Rags believe that bollocks, well the blogger generation anyway. He's a decent football player who would probably start for most Prem teams outside the top 6. Runs fast and kicks the ball hard. God only knows why he's allowed to take free kicks. Long may he be a starter for Engerland.

Forest Gumpford.

 

[remember arthur mann]

well he's only going to leave it to wife loving son so might as well give to someone training donkeys

I'm sure he's not going to leave it to Ten Hag !