United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Another botched signing by tent peg

He’s been their best number 6 when he’s played. It’s probably for the best if they can find a shitter version that will be happy to sit on the bench for less money.

 

[jacko74]

Onana was that bad on the second goal, you find yourself thinking was it deliberate. I know, but if you are trying 100% to keep a ball out, quite how do you explain that? Just brilliant.

It's hard to decide which was worse, he seemed to almost deliberately not make any attempt at all to stop the first one.

At least with the second one he did at least initially stop the ball, but then somehow contrived to throw it in the back of the net anyway.

 

[blue is best]

Just how do they manage to squeeze so many insufferable, arrogant, ugly cunts into one team?

It’s like the 8th wonder of the world ;)

 

[jacko74]

I will actually recognise Fernandes is a good player,

He's a flat track bully.

Looks an OK player when facing bottom half of the table teams.

Totally anonymous and ineffective in the big games against decent sides.

 

[Blueboy73]

You would also have to wonder why champions league finalists let their number 1 keeper go without a fight to keep him.

They probably pissed themselves when united were willing to play £40m+ for him

Inter fans I spoke to in Istanbul were happy to let him go.
They said there are plenty of better keeper's out there they could buy for a fraction of the fee they would get for him leaving funds to invest in other areas of the team.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Munch is one one of those kids who'd shit himself walking down a street after acting the **** in a game.

The way he pushed the Naked Mole rat away when the ref told him to have a word after scoring yesterday said it all.

 

[Blueboy73]

But but Sly sports said he could be the purchase of the season

They've got a track record of identifying great signings.
I'll raise you Donny "£80 million footballer bought for £40 million Van de Beek"

 

[01282]

Inter fans I spoke to in Istanbul were happy to let him go.
They said there are plenty of better keeper's out there they could buy for a fraction of the fee they would get for him leaving funds to invest in other areas of the team.

David James obviously doesn't think so.

André Onana named signing of the season by former Premier League goalkeeper

André Onana’s £45 million Manchester United transfer to Erik ten Hag’s squad has been tipped to become the signing of the season for 2023/24.

utddistrict.co.uk

 

[Blueboy73]

David James obviously doesn't think so.

André Onana named signing of the season by former Premier League goalkeeper

André Onana’s £45 million Manchester United transfer to Erik ten Hag’s squad has been tipped to become the signing of the season for 2023/24.

utddistrict.co.uk

I think David was acting as a double agent ;)

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

David James obviously doesn't think so.

André Onana named signing of the season by former Premier League goalkeeper

André Onana’s £45 million Manchester United transfer to Erik ten Hag’s squad has been tipped to become the signing of the season for 2023/24.

utddistrict.co.uk

What?...this fella??