United Thread - 2023/24

[Nellies left peg]

Can we please have a thread for goal keeping stats and move the last 5 pages.....

I don’t need a stat to tell me Onana is wank.

 

[mexico1970]

The rags flight to Newcastle is cancelled and they have got to get a coach, this will be their excuse when they get a pasting

Perhaps they couldn't muster enough catering staff to service Shaws needs?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

No. That would be a load of bollocks.

A keeper is expected to concede a certain amount of goals based on the actual shots he's faced in actual games.

As in, if a keeper faces ten penalties, you'd expect him to have conceded 7 or 8 goals. Assuming they're all on target, if he concedes 10 he's not doing well. If he concedes 5 he's doing better than expected.

On that basis rashford would be expected to score a couple of goals .
Although he doesn't because he's shit just like that clown in nets

 

[Nellies left peg]

Perhaps they couldn't muster enough catering staff to service Shaws needs?

He didn’t fancy the raw chicken they serve at the swamp and they’re stopping at every KFC on the way to Newcastle

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Just been looking at their games to the end of this year. They will be lucky to get any points. We should start a sweepstake on how many they will get.

 

[KingGeorge]

I look forward to watching the most “in form” team in the Premier League tonight.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The rags flight to Newcastle is cancelled and they have got to get a coach, this will be their excuse when they get a pasting

The rags are lucky as Onana tried to catch that flight, but dropped that too.

 

[Mr Fraser]

If Eddie lets in 2 shots more than Becker, but gets 3 assists then who is the better keeper?

Or if goalkeeper A let's in 1 goal and his xG is 0 goals and his team wins 5,1 and he gets an assist. But Goalkeeper B let's in 1 goal and his xG is 0 goals and his team loses 1,0
Who is the better ranked keeper?

 

[TinFoilHat]

The rags flight to Newcastle is cancelled and they have got to get a coach, this will be their excuse when they get a pasting

I look forward to the media taking the piss like they did with us when we had the same problem.

 

[bluenova]

On that basis rashford would be expected to score a couple of goals .
Although he doesn't because he's shit just like that clown in nets

You're so close ;)

You're exactly right about Rashford.