United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

Records broken so far this season -

- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 7 of the opening 16 PL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost back to back league games against Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 3 games in a row to Newcastle United since 1922, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't kept 3 clean sheets in a row against Manchester United since 1897, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until Erik Ten Hag

- No English team in CL history had ever conceded 14 goals in the first 5 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in 4 different CL games in a season, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag, twice since.

- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never dropped this many points from a winning position in CL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag

- No team had ever give away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester Uniteds since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag

- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't scored in or won an away goal in the CL since 2015, 3 in one game as soon as they meet Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

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A record breaker?

I think Roy Castle should be informed.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Are they still the most in form team in thr league?

Any team in the league can get done over by a lesser one in a one off game, weve been on the end of a few smash and grab abd a few well deserved ones too but no big club gets spanked by a relegation threatened side at home with no extenuating circumstances such as having a man less.

What a glorious mess they are.

 

[mike1923]

Warms my heart to see that ‘top red’ bellend with his made up Oasis accent is obviously struggling for work

 

[jimharri]

4:26 "Aaaw, that's a really good plate..."


Bloody hilarious! When he says "we're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola", does she say "that's good for Bournemouth, isn't it"?

 

[fulabeer]

Ref: G.Neville

Linos: P.Scholes R.Ferdinand

Forth official: Anthony Taylor

VAR: GPC

Yep ;)

 

[jimharri]

If you're looking for a couple of days' break from the daily drudgery, I've been recommended the south coast. I'm told you can't beat Bournemouth.





"TAXI!!!!!"

 

[Vienna_70]

Needs awarding the Freedom of the City

Trafford is a borough; not a city.

 

[Crooked_rain]

4:26 "Aaaw, that's a really good plate..."


Bloody hilarious!

Gotta say that fat pigs Bognor Regis rant made me laugh

 

[iwasthere1968]

Needs awarding the Freedom of the City

Trafford is not a city

 

[Kippax77]

Trafford is a borough; not a city.

Give him whatever he wants.
He's doing a fantastic job