United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If you think about it Zidane (or similar) is a good shout given their previous failed selections:

1) Someone from Glasgow who’s a bit like the pisscan = FAIL
2) Someone with bags of experience = FAIL
3) A proven winner = FAIL
4) An ex-player who doesn’t have a fkn clue = FAIL
5) An ex-player who doen’t have a fkn clue and shags a lot = FAIL
6) An innovator who invented something called a gingham press = FAIL
7) A temporary manager = FAIL
8) An interim temporary manager = FAIL
9) A tactical genuis = FAILING

...have i missed anyone? Lets face it there’s been that many.

So having pretty much tried everything else the obvious next choice is a world class ex-player. Personally if I was Bryan...or whichever Glazer is running the shitshow this week i’d go for Kevin Keegan - isnt he a ballon d’or winner?

Alternatively they could go for a super fan. Andy fkn Tate and his whiney pussy voice or the ‘might as well be Celtic’ guy works for me. Doesn’t that knobhead already manage some team called the Stretford Fiasco or something?

Keegan might lift the gloom from the players. We need a serious, dour manager with a big ego that cannot coach to take over.

 

[Gordyola]

Zinedine Zidane has already explained why he wouldn't accept Man Utd job

Zinedine Zidane is one of the names in the frame to replace Erik ten Hag if Manchester United decide to sack the under pressure Dutchman, though he is unlikely to take up the job

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[city2]

Is big Ron still available

 

[cleavers]

Never felt more like singing the blues........

 

[Gordyola]

You’re probably right, but the right salary might bring him over.

In that case the rags can’t afford him
He’s never been keen on management
Said himself he doesn’t speak English
That he only works when he can train his team and not speaking English excludes that
I doubt he needs the money
The rags are a grave yard for managers
He current is regarded as a successful manager with his achievements why would he risk that?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

In that case the rags can’t afford him
He’s never been keen on management
Said himself he doesn’t speak English
That he only works when he can train his team and not speaking English excludes that
I doubt he needs the money
The rags are a grave yard for managers
He current is regarded as a successful manager with his achievements why would he risk that?

Money does funny things to people.

 

[smeeagain]

You can still get 10/1 on them finishing in the bottom half , is that a value bet or what?

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

This will be Tena's coup de gras.

5 - 0 Dippers.

Expect Alty Taylor will get the gig (again) Would love to see Tront put Antony into row z with McThingy retaliatory putting the worlds best right back up there with him. A VAR ridden bloodbath with a bingo meltdown will do nicely.

 

[marco]

a win for Bayern
rejection from ZZ
and a thrashing off the bin dippers

a bit like a triple chocolate black forrest gateau, oh and the cream could be a loss down at the hammers, all in 7 days

 

[Silva61]

If you think about it Zidane (or similar) is a good shout given their previous failed selections:

1) Someone from Glasgow who’s a bit like the pisscan = FAIL
2) Someone with bags of experience = FAIL
3) A proven winner = FAIL
4) An ex-player who doesn’t have a fkn clue = FAIL
5) An ex-player who doen’t have a fkn clue and shags a lot = FAIL
6) An innovator who invented something called a gingham press = FAIL
7) A temporary manager = FAIL
8) An interim temporary manager = FAIL
9) A tactical genuis = FAILING

...have i missed anyone? Lets face it there’s been that many.

So having pretty much tried everything else the obvious next choice is a world class ex-player. Personally if I was Bryan...or whichever Glazer is running the shitshow this week i’d go for Kevin Keegan - isnt he a ballon d’or winner?

Alternatively they could go for a super fan. Andy fkn Tate and his whiney pussy voice or the ‘might as well be Celtic’ guy works for me. Doesn’t that knobhead already manage some team called the Stretford Fiasco or something?

Keegan might lift the gloom from the players. We need a serious, dour manager with a big ego that cannot coach to take over.

Enter big fat Sam.