United Thread - 2023/24

[blue by birth]

Some of us FOCs will remember Gary Birtles flopping like fuck there after playing for Forest, but OMG this new Haaland kid hasn't scored a Premier league goal yet for £72m and it's almost christmas.
The world as turned soft

Gary Birtles who had a building named after him

Umist

Oops someone beat me to it lol.. bloody sleeping when I should be hating them more

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Gary Birtles who had a building named after him

Umist

Oops someone beat me to it lol.. bloody sleeping when I should be hating them more

Part-timer.

 

[blue by birth]

Part-timer.

I know..I know..I'm a bad person..
Will definitely get up earlier and go to bed later to compensate for my slacking lol
Rag cunts

 

[One Fan Clapping]

Thing is he never has had an air of authority about him, he looks and sounds like someone who had a tough time around alphas.

And someone thought employing a shmoke and a pancake in that poisoned shithole?

Did you see him when they lost this weekend after the manager handshakes?

Just didn’t know what to do. He stood around looking gormless for a while thinking do I just leg it. It’s a long walk from that technical area to the tunnel!!

 

[halfcenturyup]

Can you imagine the headlines if they get Zidane and United are top of the league even for one day?

ZZ Top anyone? No?

Never mind ......

 

[KentBlue]

Drink it in, chaps. Drink it in.

A change in fortunes for us is (hopefully) on the horizon, the rags lurch from one domestic crisis to another, billions and billions of pounds in debt, a side full of overpaid Championship-level prima-donnas who couldn't give a fuck if they win or lose as long as they pick up their 300k (basic wage) packet, playing in a third-rate stadium that is crumbling around their ears even as we speak, and a changing room where the occupants would rather kill one another than even adapt a charade of friendship/cameraderie.

We are where we are despite the contentious refereeing decisions we've had to suffer, the rags are where they are because of questionable refereeing decisions.

Enjoy the festive period, Blues. Enjoy finally being in a position where we can justifiably look down at the 'not-in-my-lifetime' polystyrene club with a disdainful sneer and a withering comment - or two. Enjoy it.

 

[KentBlue]

ZZ Top anyone? No?

Never mind ......

Two heavily bearded guitarists and a clean-shaven drummer whose name is Beard.

 

[mancboy]

I am actually surprised that the glazers arent suing skysports as they continually give neville a platform for his personal crusade against them and his campaign to get rid of them.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Zidane doesn't speak much English but suppose they'll keep umbrella as assistant

Neither does Schteve McLaren

 

[Sir peace frog]

Has anyone felt like singing the blues yet on here?

i've never felt more like singing the blues :)