United Thread - 2023/24

Happy Friday everyone!

Merry Christmas and best wishes and peace and goodwill to all.

Except.

This bunch of fucking shit stained, debt ridden, vermin (of all kinds) infested, nostalgia wallowing, dickhead supported, irrelevant entities, 12 second conceding, mard arsed, deluded, diseased meat supplying ( I went to school in Salford at the time!), woman beating, gpc haunted, horse spunk victims, non Mancunian, dipper twinned, zebra pant wearing, click bait morons called nytid.

Them lot can fuck off, bastards one and all as Tiny Tim (Martinez) nearly said once I believe.
I hope all the pine needles fall off their Christmas tree's today, Santa is brought up to speed by the Pope before he sets off on Sunday, their turkeys (and I am not talking about their first team) are drier than the sahara during a heatwave in their Lidl dinner for one, their sprouts make them follow through, they all get Caramac selection boxes, their prosecco is flat, their Gran has a shave before visiting, their satsumas all have pips in and all their dogs have diarrhoea and shit on their living room carpets.

As you were my lovely Blu3S.

CTID.
That is a thing of beauty. I doff my proverbial cap to you sir!
 
It's all click bait shit for the hard of thinking unwashed sad masses mate.

If they had any money they'd not be loaning bald midfielders and defenders who can't get into the spurs side.

Currently my favourite rumours are Madrid want Varane back and Sancho will have his contract paid off (as an obvious boyhood rag he's won't want the £60m or so in wages though and will take 2 mars bars & house removal costs).
My favourite rumour is that Amarabat is a professional footballer a city somewhere must be missing a taxi driver!
 
Happy Friday everyone!

Merry Christmas and best wishes and peace and goodwill to all.

Except.

This bunch of fucking shit stained, debt ridden, vermin (of all kinds) infested, nostalgia wallowing, dickhead supported, irrelevant entities, 12 second conceding, mard arsed, deluded, diseased meat supplying ( I went to school in Salford at the time!), woman beating, gpc haunted, horse spunk victims, non Mancunian, dipper twinned, zebra pant wearing, click bait morons called nytid.

Them lot can fuck off, bastards one and all as Tiny Tim (Martinez) nearly said once I believe.
I hope all the pine needles fall off their Christmas tree's today, Santa is brought up to speed by the Pope before he sets off on Sunday, their turkeys (and I am not talking about their first team) are drier than the sahara during a heatwave in their Lidl dinner for one, their sprouts make them follow through, they all get Caramac selection boxes, their prosecco is flat, their Gran has a shave before visiting, their satsumas all have pips in and all their dogs have diarrhoea and shit on their living room carpets.

As you were my lovely Blu3S.

CTID.
Stop being so vague. Tell us what
you really think of that lot.
 

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