United Thread - 2023/24

[horlock_was_super]

I don’t think the raggies have really understood the rules about this Whamaggedeon thing.

 

[marco]

lovely jubbly Rodney

 

[Whether or not]

Had to laugh. Someone on the Red Cafe thread “Do City leave you cold” takes the time to state they don’t care about City.

This is whilst Utd are currently playing!!

And they said we were bitter

Not as cold as the chicken !

 

[jimharri]

 

[Dirty Harry]

Shower of shit :-D.

 

[chedinho]

Is it wrong to feel sorry for ETH?

Not at all.
They’ve kept four clean sheets in a row.
I don’t understand the criticism;-)

 

[Crooked_rain]

Denmark’s rock-star striker, labelled the total package, does not shy away from suggestions of a resemblance.

"I can see the similarities. He is fast. I am also fast. He is left-footed. I am also left-footed. He is strong and I am strong too." Hojlund might have added that they both have an easy confidence. It is set to see him join Haaland in Manchester next season.

Rasmus Hojlund to Manchester United: Erling Haaland comparisons, rock-star attitude and becoming the total package

Rasmus Hojlund - who has signed for Manchester United - has been compared to Erling Haaland. With exclusive insight from those who have worked with the Atalanta striker, Adam Bate finds out why the Dane is described as a rock-star footballer and the total package...

www.skysports.com

I'm right footed and pretty quick. I must be similar to R9.

 

[inchy14]

They’ve lost 13 games this season in all competitions (3)
We’ve lost 4 games in 5 competitions!!

 

[bigA]

Can somebody do a welfare check on Mark Goldbridge and Andy Tate please. These two poor chaps must be at the end of their tether right now. We can't afford to lose comedy gold like these 2 clowns.

 

[tommybooth]

Off to finish the ironing.