United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm Blue]

Surely no one is taken-in by this bunch of twats competing with each other to be the most unconvincing, fake, plastic charlatan so called rags willing to do anything for a click, tweet, share or like?

Apart from that Kim Jong Un fella of course - he looked totally legit.

They’re all trying to follow in the footsteps of goldbridge, badly.
They’ve all seen him racking it in from his bedroom and thought I’ll have abit of that.
Embarrassing.

 

[Frank the Yank]

So far this month: 5 league matches, 4 measly points. Relegation form.

SCUM!!!

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Forget the starting XI; we all know the answer there. But how many utd players would get onto our bench?

Would Luke Shaw fit under our bench?

 

[NZBlue]

 

[bakerdave76]

Ha

 

[bennyboy]

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Their worse record pre Christmas since 1938. Courtesy of Sam Smatterface who put that stat to tenth hag.

Don’t sack him!

 

[foggy1974]

James Bond at the double

 

[vmsuhail]

If not for those lucky wins which they didn't deserve, they would have been in a relegation fight.

 

[malg]

Plate Smasher needs an intervention.

Love that Flying Pig fella. He makes me laugh