United Thread - 2023/24

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Probably the reason for his loss of form. He’s spent too much time trying to figure out his new look.

Anyone suspect he'd been secretly reading old City programmes from the 90s and asked the barber for a Bischoff cut??

 

[remember arthur mann]

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"Running alongside Kudus like they wanted his autograph". That made me titter!

 

[jrb]

They are dicks, getting richer by the match, but the Flying
Pig and Goldbridge the forest Fan do come out with some cracking and funny one-liners during the United defeats. The others are just dicks.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Genuinely can’t believe just how utterly shit they are.

On some level I always expect them to figure it out eventually, a broken clock and all that, but it’s at the point where they seem to be trying to make the wrong decisions, the wrong players with the wrong attitudes. It’s miraculous to watch and a pleasure to see!

 

[mexico1970]

The big fat lad from Oldham was part of the revolution that never was, parked outside the rag superstore with some cronies resplendent with shit they bought that day in bags :)

 

[jrb]

Almost as good as the Flying Pig saying their defence “panicked like a fucking nonce in a prison riot!”

That was funny. :-)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Comparing Hojland to Haaland hahahahaha

Hes not even on Samaras' or Bradburys' level

I’m convinced that they literally only bought him because his name is similar.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

How the fuck are this shower of shit only 6 points behind us???

Because we’ve been shite for about two months, by our standards.

 

[bigA]

Tate you silly daft ****, go lick a window and get back to following Oldham.

What a balloon head. Sadly, I know him as well. Mard arse of the highest order

 

[jimharri]

Almost as good as the Flying Pig saying their defence “panicked like a fucking nonce in a prison riot!”

I hope his missus has the decent chinaware under lock and key!