United Thread - 2023/24

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[cheekybids]

Share price manipulation, anyone?

Latest announcement to the NY stock exchange of Joel & Avram with scruffy Jim.

 

[cheekybids]

Dear Jim,

Can you fix it for me and my brothers to buy a share in our football club and agree to run the footballing side on our behalf whilst we fleece the zebra pants army that support the club under the radar?

Lots of Love
Joel Glazer

I actually heard Jimmy Savilles voice whilst reading that

 

[RodneyRodney]

Best news ever
Now you have 2 people having a major say and when it goes tits up it, and it will, then one will blame the other.
Glazer are very clever in passing the buck for what's coming

Three.
You missed out Pisscan

 

[hammocity]

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Superb

 

[jollylescott]

Dopey decision by scruffy Jim. He should have waited until the half price Boxing Day sales.

 

[cheekybids]

Exactly, the £300 million is not for transfers but they all seem to be jumping to this conclusion.

Surely it’s for infrastructure which improves the value of the asset which the Glazers can then leverage against & the debt goes up…..

 

[i kne albert davy]

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What I'd give to have a young Colin in this team now, we'd be next to unbeatable.

 

[waspish]

Surely it’s for infrastructure which improves the value of the asset which the Glazers can then leverage against & the debt goes up…..

It's to update the training ground and infrastructure! That ain't enough that a sticky plaster

 

[cheekybids]

It's to update the training ground and infrastructure! That ain't enough that a sticky plaster

They couldn’t replicate our training academy at the 2017 costs never mind now.