United Thread - 2023/24

[chedinho]

It was last week.

I’ve got to go and have a look lol

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

How they still don’t get this is absolutely stunning.
It’s bizarre. How many times do we need to explain it…

Leaving aside the fact that they don't get the original point of the poster, why would you welcome a venture capitalist to your club?

 

[bluejon]

Leaving aside the fact that they don't get the original point of the poster, why would you welcome a venture capitalist to your club?

It's the united way?

 

[mcrpogue]

Theres another thing. How the hell are they going to make the staff cuts required and replace managers and sporting directors when they aren't a sacking club? Cant ask Andy Tate at this time of night as he is rcurrently eplenishing the shelves of Home Bargains in Ashton with Easter Eggs.

 

[foggy1974]

How they still don’t get this is absolutely stunning.
It’s bizarre. How many times do we need to explain it…

Can someone photoshop it so it says welcome to Trafford, Greater Manchester

 

[foggy1974]

Leaving aside the fact that they don't get the original point of the poster, why would you welcome a venture capitalist to your club?

Because they don't give a shit & want to return to the '90s

 

[The perfect fumble]

How they still don’t get this is absolutely stunning.
It’s bizarre. How many times do we need to explain it…

For those that haven't seen it, this video explains just how fucking awesome the original was...

 

[blueju]

Leaving aside the fact that they don't get the original point of the poster, why would you welcome a venture capitalist to your club?

They, and the dicks in the media, would welcome a consortium of Putin, Saddam Hussein and Ghengis Khan if they thought they were going to spend more billions on their wank squad. Forget ‘oil money’ ‘’115 charges’ and all the other shit, it’s all just a smokescreen, if they were dominating like us they wouldn’t give a shit about any of that stuff.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Doing a bit of research to start my boycott of ineos brands and came across this, a bellend wearing a belstaff!!

 

[JTFactsPlz]

He plays for us , there was no excuse for getting a deliberate card so he was banned, none at all

Just as well he didn't get a "deliberate card" then.

Honestly, some of the crap I read on here is so stupid I can feel brain cells dying as I read it. This particular "theory" is right up there with the top brain cell killers

Being so obsessed with your Grealish hatred that you'll even bring him up in the Utd thread would seem to be yet a other indication that it would do you good to seek a spot of help with this issue.