Kinkladze's crazy skills
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I was absofuckinglutely wasted last night on the rum to an extreme, after a cousin's get together on boxing day we all ended up in my brother's mancave, fuck me the very last thing I remember is that shite the villa was still beating the rags bastards, told I was still drinking past 1am and I shamefully chucked my guts up too but still had a good time.
Not sure when I actually fell asleep though but apparently we need to watch ourselves and be very careful now lads, because the rags won last night and the BBC came up with this total whopper of an headline...
Now I'm not quite sure if Rio Ferdinand himself wrote this but what fucking era exactly are they talking about here our dominant one? Is this sorry excuse of a Mickey mouse club back after saving our Poundland Pep at the wheel just because a Tesco value Haaland scored? Fuck me I'm absolutely fucking quaking in my sarcastic blue bastard boots, oh please stop all of this instant fear that's crept up on me immediately I can't handle it.
All I can say to the media with their no good love in with the rags is get to fuck you rag loving cunts, we just won the World Club Cup only a few days back but you wouldn't fucking know it though with these mighty bastards back... They're fuck all with a totally shit stadium falling to pieces and Jim'll fix it ain't fixing shit the deluded bunch of tossers.
Bring on the toffee's tonight I know there's a fair few decent ones that actually post on here but we're giving you lot an absolute hiding today, anyway I'm just about to make the dreaded 5 minute journey to my mum's and gonna get some breakfast while there, I'm just hoping all my fellow blues on here have had a lovely Christmas and it carries on until the new year.
Much love to you all and cheers for making this basket case of a planet more tolerable...
Not sure when I actually fell asleep though but apparently we need to watch ourselves and be very careful now lads, because the rags won last night and the BBC came up with this total whopper of an headline...
Now I'm not quite sure if Rio Ferdinand himself wrote this but what fucking era exactly are they talking about here our dominant one? Is this sorry excuse of a Mickey mouse club back after saving our Poundland Pep at the wheel just because a Tesco value Haaland scored? Fuck me I'm absolutely fucking quaking in my sarcastic blue bastard boots, oh please stop all of this instant fear that's crept up on me immediately I can't handle it.
All I can say to the media with their no good love in with the rags is get to fuck you rag loving cunts, we just won the World Club Cup only a few days back but you wouldn't fucking know it though with these mighty bastards back... They're fuck all with a totally shit stadium falling to pieces and Jim'll fix it ain't fixing shit the deluded bunch of tossers.
Bring on the toffee's tonight I know there's a fair few decent ones that actually post on here but we're giving you lot an absolute hiding today, anyway I'm just about to make the dreaded 5 minute journey to my mum's and gonna get some breakfast while there, I'm just hoping all my fellow blues on here have had a lovely Christmas and it carries on until the new year.
Much love to you all and cheers for making this basket case of a planet more tolerable...
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