United Thread - 2023/24

[vincent]

The rags PR team are bigging his performances in Spain up. I fully expect his return with the client journalists on board to tell us were wrong to chant anything naughty at him.

So transparent isn’t it… ‘Barca going all
out to sign Mason Greenwood’ yeah whatever…

 

[oldhamblue]

5 goals in 15 games and Barca buying him and giving him Messi's iconic no.10 shirt. The BBC is worse than Pravda

 

[Protein Junkie]

Press Release

Manchester United (TWGC) about to reveal new official Ice Cream Partners.

Manchester United are about to tie up a long term partnership with luxury Ice cream brand Ten Hagen-Dazs.

The American company will invest clean money to produce a new range including Bitter Chocolate, Bitter Lemon, Bitter Orange and Bitter Schtrawberry.

A limited edition Banana/Pistachio flavour will be available after any run of bad results.

Tubs will be available in two sizes

500ml Small known as The Martinez
10litre Catering size or The Shaw.

 

[cheekybids]

Press Release

Manchester United (TWGC) about to reveal new official Ice Cream Partners.

Manchester United are about to tie up a long term partnership with luxury Ice cream brand Ten Hagen-Dazs.

The American company will invest clean money to produce a new range including Bitter Chocolate, Bitter Lemon, Bitter Orange and Bitter Schtrawberry.

A limited edition Banana/Pistachio flavour will be available after any run of bad results.

Tubs will be available in two sizes

500ml Small known as The Martinez
10litre Catering size or The Shaw.

Ten Hagen-Dazs are numbered!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Slimeball Stone on Football Focus right now waxing lyrical about Wurzel Jim

 

[Gazza]

Press Release

Manchester United (TWGC) about to reveal new official Ice Cream Partners.

Manchester United are about to tie up a long term partnership with luxury Ice cream brand Ten Hagen-Dazs.

The American company will invest clean money to produce a new range including Bitter Chocolate, Bitter Lemon, Bitter Orange and Bitter Schtrawberry.

A limited edition Banana/Pistachio flavour will be available after any run of bad results.

Tubs will be available in two sizes

500ml Small known as The Martinez
10litre Catering size or The Shaw.

That was so bad I nearly topped myself.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

That was so bad I nearly topped myself.

Hundreds and thousands already have

 

[Protein Junkie]

Hundreds and thousands already have

You are nuts Andy

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

You are nuts Andy

Always thought you were a bit of a screwball too

 

[Gazza]

Always thought you were a bit of a screwball too

He's been a wafer too long.