United Thread - 2023/24

[ancoats]

Tbf it was before last nights shambles when Uniteds title charge was on full swing :) all joking aside just another embarrassing rag muppet showing himself up

The scary thing is somehow he could be right, We all know the system and the help they get when it's needed,

But you can not keep trying to polish the turd and you do need some quality in the team and a good manager, It's just bent and when we look at the Villa result it shows what happens when you need a result, Villa have not folded all season and when they played City they were the best team we have faced all season, So when 2.0 up at halftime you just knew utd would come out and villa would fold because they have been told to let it happen because utd need the points,

Pundits like Rio know the system and what happens, But Rio Neville Scholes forget that in their time at utd nobody was good enough to stand up to them other than Arsenal so it was easy pickings, The Premier League NOW has got 4 or 5 teams good enough and even 3 or 4 more below the top 6 better than utd,

it's going to take one hell of a helping hand and polishing, But never underestimate the powers that control the game
on and off the field of play

 

[hertsblue]

See they have predictably been given Taylor as ref v Wigan so he can protect them

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Certainly the worst team since relegation in 1974. Their players are technically poor. They are flattered by their current league position. They have been lucky to win any of their matches. Happy days.

If Wolves had been given that penalty they should've been given, and they"d dropped two other points (e.g. not scoring a third against Villa), they'd be 12th now.

There's no way Coco Ten Hag would still be in a job if that were the case.

 

[hammocity]

Ragcliffe is an out and out sharp toothed business shark. Finds every single trick available to avoid paying taxes that would go towards funding schools, NHS, social care and the like. A great British entrepreneur.
gpc is, allegedly, a card carrying socialist who for years has happily turned a blind bloodshot eye to UMS and all their tax avoidance shenanigans.
Looking forward to ragcliffe booting gpc out like the dippers had to with Shankly.
SCUM.
CTID.

After Shankly was booted out of the Dippers (he was a good guy who didn’t deserve that at the time) he was asked on Look North West or Granada Reports which game he would be going to on the Saturday coming. He said he was debating between two but had picked the City game at Maine Road “because the pies were better”. A true football man, fantastic Manager and gentleman, the antithesis of the current incumbent.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

See they have predictably been given Taylor as ref v Wigan so he can protect them

Let's see how he performs, he did the Wigan game there v us when Delph was sent off for very little.

 

[jaiguruKun]

A club run by a bunch of knights with team that plays like a bunch of Queens.

 

[nmc]

funny how the years go by, time moves along so fast a school leaver next year would most likely have no recollection of the scum ever winning the tittle

Unless they have Sky Sports - which seems to have merged with the History Channel to keep dredging up the Rags former glories to keep them relevant.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Another making an arse of himself.

Ferdinand asks 'why are you questioning me?' in heated row with Jenas live on TV

RIO FERDINAND was involved in a tense and heated debate with Jermaine Jenas live on-air as he was accused of being “bias” towards Manchester United. The two former England internationals were on pu…

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The cheating prick had the nerve to make a documentary about how he's the best dad in the world mourning his ex wife.
They missed the bits where he cheated on her constantly

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I used to like Brailsford. Now, I hope he winces, conceals and wobbles his head before an early retirement. If Inios Geraniums rot as a cycling group and their footy teams flop, it'll all be the Untied effect. Glory, glory... my A#£e!

I'm not sure how Brailsford and his 'marginal gains' are going to help them. Even ignoring the drugs cheating, you can make a bike a bit more aerodynamic or find some other way of improving its performance by other physical means. You can improve the stamina and technique of the rider a bit.

Putting the two together might give you some small gains that are all you need in a sport where everyone you're competing against isn't doing what you're doing. But you can't use that to make a player see or execute an incisive pass, or improve their positioning. You need a Pep for that, not someone who gets you washing your hands more effectively.

And anyway, they're already completely marginal so how much more marginal can he make them?

 

[jrb]

The shortest ‘New Era’ ever. ;-)