United Thread - 2023/24

[SWPISHOME]

Can't really blame them about Weghorst. The guy trapped the ball further than I can kick it.

Can't blame them at all about Weghorst. The problem is they replaced Wout Weghorst with a £85m Rasmus Weghorst.

 

[Wigan_Citizen]

 

[SWPISHOME]

you spend far too much time watching ssn transer show

ps you missed sign 80 million pound player for 40 million and sell for 8 million 2 seasons later after being on loan

One thing I certainly don't do is watch the Transfer Show. I don't even watch Sky Sports :)

Hahaha the 80m player for 40m classic...brilliant

 

[Gordyola]

Sign Maguire for a record fee for a defender. Make him captain. Strip him of the captaincy. Drop him. Play him again.

Pogba let him go for free. Sign him for £100m. Sign 20 midfielders to accommodate Pogba. Let him go for free.

Sign Sancho for £75m. Rub it in City fans faces. Drop him from the squad. Don't let him train with the squad. Loan him back to the team you've bought him off for £75m.

Sign Martial for £50m. Play him. Don't play him. Play him. Don't play him. Scores 3 goals a season. Give him a new contact. Loan him to Sevilla. Saville send him back. Play him. Don't play him. Talk to him about a new contract.

Sell Elanga for £15m to Nottingham Forest. Sign Antony for £100m.

Let Dea go for free. Sign Onana for £50m.

Sign Jonny Evans back who left 10 years ago and let go by Leicester.

Refuse to make Wout Weghorst a permanent deal. Sign Rasmus Hojlund for £80m.

Sign Varane and Casemiro. Because Real Madrid always sell good players.

These fuckers get away with so much

They don’t get away with it where it counts on the green stuff The fact that the media panders to them is irrelevant and to some extent ensures that their demise continues

 

[tweety]

Sign Maguire for a record fee for a defender. Make him captain. Strip him of the captaincy. Drop him. Play him again.

Pogba let him go for free. Sign him for £100m. Sign 20 midfielders to accommodate Pogba. Let him go for free.

Sign Sancho for £75m. Rub it in City fans faces. Drop him from the squad. Don't let him train with the squad. Loan him back to the team you've bought him off for £75m.

Sign Martial for £50m. Play him. Don't play him. Play him. Don't play him. Scores 3 goals a season. Give him a new contact. Loan him to Sevilla. Saville send him back. Play him. Don't play him. Talk to him about a new contract.

Sell Elanga for £15m to Nottingham Forest. Sign Antony for £100m.

Let Dea go for free. Sign Onana for £50m.

Sign Jonny Evans back who left 10 years ago and let go by Leicester.

Refuse to make Wout Weghorst a permanent deal. Sign Rasmus Hojlund for £80m.

Sign Varane and Casemiro. Because Real Madrid always sell good players.

These fuckers get away with so much

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Even doing random shit with zero thought you couldn't fuck it up that bad.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Memory says clough said that about Gary megson, quick Google shows BFR said about carlton palmer

Clough actually said about Megson "he couldn't trap a bag of cement", so you were right.
Strange signing for forest,he never made a 1st team appearance in 5 months,signed for 175k ,sold for 180k!

Clough signed a number of duffers throughout his career,and you have to ask... if his opinion of Megson was so low....why sign him in the first place ?
Bizzare.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Clough actually said about Megson "he couldn't trap a bag of cement", so you were right.
Strange signing for forest,he never made a 1st team appearance in 5 months,signed for 175k ,sold for 180k!

Clough signed a number of duffers throughout his career,and you have to ask... if his opinion of Megson was so low....why sign him in the first place ?
Bizzare.

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[Mr Fraser]

Clough actually said about Megson "he couldn't trap a bag of cement", so you were right.
Strange signing for forest,he never made a 1st team appearance in 5 months,signed for 175k ,sold for 180k!

Clough signed a number of duffers throughout his career,and you have to ask... if his opinion of Megson was so low....why sign him in the first place ?
Bizzare.

You have better memory than me. Reminds of Asa (dads favourite) being signed by clough for £500k then sold at a loss a few weeks later after training ground incident when Asa chipped the ball and Clough told him we keep the ball on the grass here. Asa politely, or not, expressed a different opinion. Sold to blue dippers

 

[Elbow beards]

That's got to be a blue taking the piss. Surely :)

 

[dennishasdoneit]

You have better memory than me. Reminds of Asa (dads favourite) being signed by clough for £500k then sold at a loss a few weeks later after training ground incident when Asa chipped the ball and Clough told him we keep the ball on the grass here. Asa politely, or not, expressed a different opinion. Sold to blue dippers

Remember that.

There was also a forest signing who dared to have a long distance shot during a pre season (?) game. Clough subbed him off immediately..
Apparently there were only a handful of forest players allowed to take long distance shots !