United Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

Timo Werner has more assists at the swamp this season than Antony the midget spinner

 

[BlueFurn]

Timo Werner has more assists at the swamp this season than Antony the midget spinner

Here’s the added 9 minutes…

 

[tweety]

The rags play like a team that has just been promoted after a decade out of the Premier league, only Sheffield United are worse.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Remember when they were only 3 points behind us and nearly had a parade?

 

[JASR]

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/player-comparison

Add Kevin & Poundland Haaland and filter to just this season.

It’s astounding.
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Poundland Haaland storms back and overtakes 44minute total playing time Kevin, with his 2nd (lets count that again ...1...2) PL goal coming in his 1036th minute. Akanji & Ake are now in danger of falling behind the killer attacker in PL goals this season.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Poundland Haaland storms back and overtakes 44minute total playing time Kevin, with his 2nd (lets count that again ...1...2) PL goal coming in his 1036th minute. Akanji & Ake are now in danger of falling behind the killer attacker in PL goals this season.

TBF he is way ahead of Haaland in goals scored in 2024

 

[simmo]

Nice to see Jim’ll fix it sat next to Fergie. As long as he’s around meddling it won’t change any time soon.

 

[chaddblue]

Just realised where I’d seen these two before

 

[Ithryn Luin]

Nice to see Jim’ll fix it sat next to Fergie. As long as he’s around meddling it won’t change any time soon.

I could not see if he was holding the magic bag of beans he bought from the Glaziers!!!!

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Nice to see they all seem to be growing comfortable with their level. Good point for a mid-table team.

At this stage it’s only the amount of money they can throw around and a bit of refereeing sympathy that is keeping them out of the bottom half of the table.

The United fans are kidding themselves if they think this is as bad as it’s going to get. Another few years of stagnation to upset the financial balance and they could find themselves dropping like a stone.