United Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

Maybe it's illegal in Spain to call someone a rapist even if he is but hasn't been found guilty?

Yet the Spanish FA would drag their heels if either of them faced racist abuse?

 

[Akira]

If that useless **** Emerson didn’t have his boots on the wrong feet and look like he!d won a raffle to play it might have been another cul de sac they entered.
Alas, West Ham are pony.

Emerson fucked it up so much, I turned the telly off.

 

[Protein Junkie]

And so a last minute away win at mid table Wolves and a home one vs an over achieving West Ham and we are suddenly at the dawn of a new Best,Law and Charlton.
In the next month they have away games at Villa,Luton and of course Gods own.
I have a strong feeling they will be revisiting The Zebra pants after March 3rd.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Ryanair ad on the radio this morning re:flights to Manchester.

" Boring Boring Man utd.
Your chance to visit crumbling Old Trafford"

Having said that, the Ryanair one last week was
"Unlike Manchester City, we sell all our seats"

 

[TinFoilHat]

Ryanair ad on the radio this morning re:flights to Manchester.

" Boring Boring Man utd.
Your chance to visit crumbling Old Trafford"

Having said that, the Ryanair one last week was
"Unlike Manchester City, we sell all our seats"

I'm sure O'Leary sanctioned that city one as a self own.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I'm sure O'Leary sanctioned that city one as a self own.

They had a great one about Spurs a few weeks ago but I can't remember it exactly.

 

[TinFoilHat]

With Bingo going wouldn't surprise me if this lot have another COVID like unbeaten run with a penalty per game in preparation for "A new rivalry" next season.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They had a great one about Spurs a few weeks ago but I can't remember it exactly.

"Cheap flights to London to see Spurs being Spursy"?

 

[BerkshireBlue]

United still have Liverpool and Arsenal to play at Old Toilet they'll have a major say of where the title will end up.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

I’ve got to the point where I very very rarely watch other teams over the last few weeks, I’ve realised I don’t give a fuck about them and I’ve got better things to do with my time. However, I thought I’d turn the tv on this afternoon to see what match was on, and it was at this exact point. I turned it straight back off and put a film on instead, just validated not paying attention to any of the matches anyone else plays.

Same here. I gave up watching them last season. I don't get our supporters watching United and Liverpools every game?

On the basis of probability they are going to be disappointed most of the time as they win more than than they lose. Not much so with United at the minute, but still they are capable of results.

If they were playing in my back garden I'd shut the blinds.