United Thread - 2023/24

[Blueboy73]

This will be the tenth consecutive season.

Should we achieve the requisite number of points, of course.

Eleventh

 

[Vienna_70]

Eleventh

I stand corrected.

 

[Blueknows]

Bobby Charlton: Man Utd will finish above Man City next season

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton "guarantees" the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.

www.bbc.com

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Without having looked, I take it that the bbc haven't got about 5 articles about Chelsea Jim on the front page of their football coverage tonight?

I'll give it til Monday, before they regroup, and start the scruffy cunts rag propaganda again.

 

[dickie davies]

They’ll be throwing everything into the game next week their season hinges on it lose and that’s any and I mean any slight chance they had in the first place for champions league gone,please smash these fuckers City ffs please,i want to see how sky and the media twist it after the hyperbole over chasing down top 4 ffs ..

Fifth may achieve a CL place, so they’re not completely dead

 

[dickie davies]

Rat: you reffed us fairly, we didnt get a dodgy pen or anything, did you not get the memo

Oliver: I gave you 9 minutes to get a winner you rat faced little prick what else do you want.

it was eleven

 

[TinFoilHat]

Slabby's tackle never happened according to sky sports highlights.

 

[Sid C]

Bobby Charlton: Man Utd will finish above Man City next season

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton "guarantees" the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.

www.bbc.com

More chance of him reviving than those cunts.

 

[chedinho]

Slabhead's days at the cesspit are over. He knows it and he couldn't give a flying one, hence yet another physical assault on an opposing player. He is long past caring whether or not he's carded so he's going to continue recklessly going in studs-up on anyone. We saw that yet again today (nobody seriously harboured any thoughts that the ref would do his job and send the bastard off, did they?).

His last few games for the filth will see him seriously hurt someone, of that I'm sure.

He injured a young Phil Foden when he was at Leicester. In the Carabao Cup tie. Foden would have been about 16 or 17.
He’s always been like that.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ve just got back from Tesco.

I wore my light City jacket, and on the way out, some twerp shouted, "United!"

My response: "Shit!"

"We’ll knock you off your perch." (I wonder where he got that from)

"You’ve made a fucking good start, haven’t you?"

"The money will run out."

"What money?"

"The oil money."

"When?"

"In about ten years."

"We won £210 million in prize money last season."

Silence.

The scary thing is, they live among us.