The biggest and best club in the world up for sale..
You'd have thought they'd be snapped up immediately..
What a fkin shit show, the Glazer's squabbling around, insisting on bid after bid, final round of bidding before the final around of bidding..
The Ineos guy versus some middle east guy bouncing off each other whilst the Glazer clan rip the arse out of their festering club in the meantime..
What an absolute embarrassment, you wouldn't know it though as the media are fkin nowhere to be seen with regards to reporting on the clusterfuck of events..
Doesn't that sum the media shithouses up to a tee..
The rags I know are uber silent..
No more gobbing off, laughing and pointing at my club..
Last won the PL over a decade ago, won fuck all of note since.
Spent more than us employed more managers than us in the last decade and are going absolutely nowhere..
Whoring themselves around now, pleading for the sheikh to buy them after calling us to fcuk for years..
We've ripped down their pathetic banner, beat them home and away regularly, beat them in the cup final after scoring the fastest goal of all the time in the final, surpassed their treble by winning the pure treble of actually being PL champions rather than runners up when winning the CL and guess what, my club have now been recognized as the biggest club in world football..
They have been caught up and surpassed..
It's fkin brilliant that the pisscan is still around to absorb what's gone on..
Scummy club, scummy fans, shit stadium, massively in debt and about to be carved up by whoever coughs up to buy them..
To sum up to any lurking rags, get this, you're nothing fkin special no matter how much smoke the media blow up your arse..!