United Thread - 2023/24

[Betterdeedthan red]

Rico won’t make the squad. Mainoo good young player. Looked lost at our place a few weeks ago. Not for me.and I wouldn’t have Maguire any where near the starting 11.

Same as rashford.
He's never seen an international footballer

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Probably deserves it more than Rashford.

By some considerable distance to be fair.............

 

[heslops barnet]

Mainoo…….seems any English player who gets in their first team gets called up for England squad………wtf?

 

[dickie davies]

And then for dessert I want to see Wio Ferdinand in a disused canal barge in Copenhagen, being buggered relentlessly by Ru Paul and a man who was once an extra in an old movie featuring Peter Cushing

Ru Paul you say
Have you the exact location of this barge as a, ahem, friend was asking?

 

[moh]

But this time I want to see them utterly destroyed: obliterated, their very own Armageddon. Of course they will have their obligatory pgmol assist but I want that to be irrelevant, whatever it is this time. I want to see that bullying jock crying into his glass of cheap Tesco plonk as our Viking cooly slots the 8th goal in - 20 minutes after KO.


And on a similar theme I want to see the largest alligator in the universe performing fellatio on Ratboy, I want to see a crazed escapee from Broadmoor etching a huge tattoo on ten bob's shiny dome saying 'The Future Is Blue - and I'm a useless ****. The end.'
Then I want to see a nice, comely housewife in post-war Britain, doing her housework in the small, but neat and tidy semi-detached she shares with husband Wilf and daughter Dorothy, who has a clubfoot she calls Marlon.
And the busy, hard-working housewife is whistling a jaunty little air whilst casually ironing ginger pig Scholes' face with one of those old 1940's irons that they used to use, where they would leave it in the fireplace in order to heat up sufficiently to iron the clothes. And I want see his ginger facial features melting slowly as the furnace-type heat scorches his flesh, and all the while little housewife is humming 'Don't Go Under The Apple Tree' rather tunelessly, to Marlon, the clubfoot.
And then for dessert I want to see Wio Ferdinand in a disused canal barge in Copenhagen, being buggered relentlessly by Ru Paul and a man who was once an extra in an old movie featuring Peter Cushing.


You see, this is what happens when I have too much time on my podgy little paws. Bizarre thoughts cascade from my diseased mind, painting the disturbing image you who read this have in your minds.

When did I let you have a go with my brain?




Don’t remind that ten seconds!

 

[dickie davies]

As funny as it would be, I can't see it happening even if United wanted it. Southgate's not daft. He's in a good position, he gets paid a lot of money, very few games with the only really important ones every two years, and has the full backing of the FA. They won't sack him unless something drastic happens, like getting knocked out of the group stages of the Euro's, or a defeat in the last 16 to a weak team, like Iceland in 2016. Anything else he's safe until the next World Cup. I can't see him giving up his secure position for the pressures of daily management, games every week and being under the spotlight. If he gets sacked, then he's up the creek without a paddle.

But this in manchist uniret'd we're talking about

 

[TinFoilHat]

Mainoo…….seems any English player who gets in their first team gets called up for England squad………wtf?

The new Tom Cleverly.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm genuinely looking forward to the rags tempting Gareth Southgate to the party.

I already know two of my old workmates who will contribute to hiring a hitman.

Fucking hilarious.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I hate the rags more than I love City.
I wouldn't say I wanted them to win yesterday.
But I wasn't bothered when they dis.
Just to shut this bollocks about a fake quad up is enough for me.
Plus we will piss on the rags in the final.
Dippers would be a lot harder

We'll beat Coventry in the final, but I share your sentiments

 

[bluenova]

The lad maybe talented and looks a decent prospect but throwing him straight into the full England squad stinks of who he plays for and probably the clamber from sections of the media for him to be picked,will they ever learn another reason why England won’t get a sniff of winning the euros ..

As no-one has dropped out, I wonder if the FA got wind of Ghana sniffing around.