United Thread - 2023/24

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

There's not a fucking chance a single one of our squad does that.

Pep would absolutely batter them.

They wouldn't be long at the club after doing something like that.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

This is why we hate them so much, A Fucking disgrace of a club


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Probably the biggest twat to ever play football.
He's the top twat at a club full of twats

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Probably the biggest twat to ever play football.
He's the top twat at a club full of twats

I know he’s on loan but still on the books but have you forgotten about ‘gentle lover’ Greenwood? He would be a shoe in for top twat.

 

[johnevans]

Probably the biggest twat to ever play football.
He's the top twat at a club full of twats

Probably just me but your post took me back 60 or so years to this theme song:

"Top Cat, the most effectual/ Top Cat, whose intellectual/ Close friends get to call him T.C./ Providing it's with dignity.." and so on.

Surely there's a modification or three that could be done (in the style of 'Weird' Al Jankovic) to celebrate 'Top Twat' (and indeed, all the other twats at OT!) in preparation for Wembley?!

 

[mexico1970]

This is why we hate them so much, A Fucking disgrace of a club


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The lad with his arm round his son preventing him from kicking off is a classic.

 

[deano ou812]

I honestly can see another player deliberately injuring this twat in a game,I know he’s a fellow Brazilian but could imagine Fernandinho or even De jong if he was playing the following week say after that they’d twat the fucker all over the pitch and unfortunately most likely a red card of course ..

 

[Kippax77]

Was there any trouble last year?

Carnage after about 11 seconds

 

[TinFoilHat]

I honestly can see another player deliberately injuring this twat in a game,I know he’s a fellow Brazilian but could imagine Fernandinho or even De jong if he was playing the following week say after that they’d twat the fucker all over the pitch and unfortunately most likely a red card of course ..

Doku should wind him up again.

 

[mexico1970]

Doku should wind him up again.

Doku injures players by tying their legs in knots, somehow the authorities will make what he does against the rules come final day.

 

[ancoats]

I honestly can see another player deliberately injuring this twat in a game,I know he’s a fellow Brazilian but could imagine Fernandinho or even De jong if he was playing the following week say after that they’d twat the fucker all over the pitch and unfortunately most likely a red card of course ..

The best way to hurt him is on the field with the result

But defo the old-fashioned welcome tackle and then hand pinch in helping him up is worth a yellow