United Thread - 2023/24

[bluevengence]

Fuck them ;)

fixed

 

[Pell]

I genuinely think ten Hag might be one of the worst Premier League managers ever.

I can’t remember another manager ever having a team this clueless and shit after 2 whole seasons with preseasons.

Most get fired 18 months ago, but United keeping on with him has really allowed him to showcase a level of managerial incompetence that’s rarely seen.

His first season was actually okay, 3rd and a cup, big improvement from scraping 6th on the last day under Solskjaer/Rangnick. This one has been terrible however, they look a disjointed mess, with no plan whatsoever, just relying on moments of good fortune, or the odd good passage of play or individual quality. Even Luton look more of a cohesive team than they do. What do they do in training? What goes on behind the scenes? It's very damning.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

His first season was actually okay, 3rd and a cup, big improvement from scraping 6th on the last day under Solskjaer/Rangnick. This one has been terrible however, they look a disjointed mess, with no plan whatsoever, just relying on moments of good fortune, or the odd good passage of play or individual quality. Even Luton look more of a cohesive team than they do. What do they do in training? What goes on behind the scenes? It's very damning.

Be fair, no team would cope well without their midget butcher and fattest left back.

Ten Hag is a genius.

 

[freshie]

 

[mexico1970]

His first season was actually okay, 3rd and a cup, big improvement from scraping 6th on the last day under Solskjaer/Rangnick. This one has been terrible however, they look a disjointed mess, with no plan whatsoever, just relying on moments of good fortune, or the odd good passage of play or individual quality. Even Luton look more of a cohesive team than they do. What do they do in training? What goes on behind the scenes? It's very damning.

Some of the shit he has brought upon himself is because of the calibre of players he has brought in and the amount of money he spent to get them.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Shearer has just absolutely slated them on 5Live.

Can't wait for MOTD.

 

[PragueBlue]

25 good reasons they can't win the league there.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Would you forgo £10m? :-)

Why would you walk away from a big pay off ?

So basically the answer was yes he’s hanging on for a pay off?
No I probably wouldn’t walk away from a large pay off. :-) :-)

 

[marco]

He will be sacked after the cup final even if they win I reckon

i dont think they will, is there any solid link says Southgate would even go there or for that matter Potter, both are not fit to manage a top 4 chasing team, who else is there that would be prepared to trash there own CV within 12 months of taking the job, i think he'l start the 24/25 season with them

 

[Keep the Faith]

I have a sneaking suspicion that this latest " we will win fuck all next year" is Ten Hag speaking for Ratcliffe.
Ratcliffe knows he has a job on his hands and they, the media are still expecting an overnight success.
Ratcliffe needs to distance his ambitions, which are more long term, from the media expectations which are overnight.