United Thread - 2023/24

[dadnlad]

The media can only manufacture the rags relevance for so long.

dont put money on it crystal palace at home = ashley young rag as guest
palace batter rags = i hour special where united went wrong

 

[malg]

I'd love to know how many are actual injuries and which are faked. They can't all go on loan to Dortmund.
I'd go with Rashford, Martial (no great revelation) and Varanne, as definitely.

Seen a slowed down replay of one of the Palace goals. The one where Cashmegiro slides in about 35 yards out. Really, really fucking suspicious. It was a shocking attempt. He might just be shite, or knackered, but if you're determined something is not right then that tackle is something to review.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

Even that is quickly coming to an end.

Apart from having one league title more than Liverpool the rags have nothing left of note to brag about.

MCFC have matched their 'unique' treble.

MCFC is the only premier league club to finish with 100 points.

MCFC is the only premier league club to win the domestic quadruple.

Hell, even Arsenal is the only premier league club to have gone unbeaten in a full season.

If the dippers can win one more title over the next five years then rags are in danger of becoming a rather ordinary football club.

We didn’t match the treble, theirs was a fake treble winning the champs league as national runners up whereas we were champions. Ours was a perfect treble.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[malg]

Friend sent me this, well worth a watch if you have a spare 25 minutes

You can tell yer man Brent is an act as this throwing stuff around and jumping up is learned behaviour. I think the Flying Pig fella has always lost his shit and I think his missus bollocked him once for smashing a plate.

 

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[argyle]

This will cheer them up

Henderson will be his first signing.

 

[Sid C]

Imagine them if they were in league one?

It was only Div 2 in 1974 and may I say they were very upset. Coming out of that shithole was feisty but fucking glorious.
Every time I hear the wankers sing the Glory Glory bollocks I think back to that day and say FUCK OFF!

 

[I'm Blue]

Friend sent me this, well worth a watch if you have a spare 25 minutes

Just a warning if you’ve got dogs you might wanna turn the volume down abit, it all gets abit high pitched.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

They actually think they know what it’s like to be shit

To be fair, they do know what it's like to be shit currently. Fucking shit.