United Thread - 2023/24

[Inter Me Nan]

And scouse

And a granny shagger.

 

[Kippax77]

Rooney really is a big fat ugly c**t!,

You've just really upset my great great grandmother

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

United score first and it’s on
Arsenal have to attack and united have players for the break
Bad news for this game is united are wank and have zero backbone

I think the likelihood would be 0-3 at HT rather than 3-0!

 

[ancoats]

 

[Vienna_70]

And scouse

And thick.

 

[Frank the Yank]

Joao? According to these, we did actually pay fractionally more for Joako. Still know who got the better deal, mind.

Man City transfer news: Pep Guardiola's side finalise £77.6m deal for RB Leipzig centre-back Josko Gvardiol

Man City and RB Leipzig have agreed a transfer fee of £77.6m (€90m) for centre-back Josko Gvardiol; 21-year-old Croatia international was a target for both Chelsea and Tottenham last year

www.skysports.com

Manchester United agree £85m deal to sign Antony from Ajax

Brazil international Antony will arrive in Manchester on Monday; Ajax rejected Man Utds £76.3m (€90m) bid for player; winger worked with Erik ten Hag during United managers time with Eredivisie champions; United have until Thursdays transfer deadline to complete the deal

www.skysports.com

Joako?? Auto correct strikes us all my friend!!

 

[eastmanc]

CRICKET SCORE INCOMING. 6-0 by first half?

Let's hope for a miracle.

 

[Lowtower]

and Antony still can't get a start

Seriously though, who the fuck are some of these subs?

 

[Frank the Yank]

Theres more chance of Scarlett Johansson getting on my train with no ticket and offering a gobble for payment rather than the rags winning today.

Could happen. My friend told me stuff like that happens all the time reading the Penthouse Forum letters…

 

[hihosilva]

Not a chance Utd will get anything from this. They will get battered.