United Thread - 2023/24

[SebastianBlue]

Don't forget Aaron Wank Biscuit or Diego Shitealot at right back.

How could I miss Onepisstaka and Duh’l’Oh!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

All this talk about Hollands is giving Luke Shaw a semi!!

 

[Blueboy73]

All this talk about Hollands is giving Luke Shaw a semi!!

No wonder he's told Southgate he's ready for action.
Southgate thinks he means ready to play.
Fatty means he wants to clear the local chippy out of pies.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is the number in the corner of his shirt his age?

Well, it was.

This time last year.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Club coefficients | UEFA rankings

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14th beat team in Europe. Arsenal 19th. Leverkusen 11th. Make this make sense.

Above ‘em all, of course, only sky blue.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Club coefficients | UEFA rankings

UEFA.com is the official site of UEFA, the Union of European Football Associations, and the governing body of football in Europe. UEFA works to promote, protect and develop European football across its 55 member associations and organises some of the world’s most famous football competitions...

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14th beat team in Europe. Arsenal 19th. Leverkusen 11th. Make this make sense.

Above ‘em all, of course, only sky blue.

We’ve been top of the UEFA coefficient ranking for three straight seasons, having gone to the CL final twice in the last four campaigns, wining it once, and making the QF and SF the other two times, providing some of the most entertaining football and dramatic story lines the CL knockouts have seen in some time. And, of course, we’ve been top of the Premier league for four straight seasons.

I wonder why the other top clubs—including United—are coming after us?

 

[oakiecokie]

Is the number in the corner of his shirt his age?

No !! I suspect its the fucking IQ of the daft twat that gave him this new contract.

 

[johnnytapia]

Still chuckle every time this obnoxious, arrogant prick is mentioned when I think of Trevor Sinclair embarrassing him on his Rag debut.

Obnoxious, arrogant prick. That’s exactly what I think every time I think of Trevor Sinclair.

 

[Blueboy73]

No !! I suspect its the fucking IQ of the daft twat that gave him this new contract.

Hello Erik :)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Couldn’t happen to a bigger twat

Maybe he can wear his red suit again. Le massive prick.