United Thread - 2023/24

[Blueboy73]

The fella comes across as an utter prick, even without knowing this

Still chuckle every time this obnoxious, arrogant prick is mentioned when I think of Trevor Sinclair embarrassing him on his Rag debut.

 

[Vienna_70]

Still chuckle every time this obnoxious, arrogant prick is mentioned when I think of Trevor Sinclair embarrassing him on his Rag debut.

Yeah, I thought about that earlier.

That was an excellent day to be a Blue.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Just heard that the rags have opted to reanimate Johnny Evans’ decomposing body for another year.

Tie him to the side of Maguire Weekend at Bernie’s style, throw on Lump Shaw, and whatever left back they dig up from the Dutch countryside and I am looking forward to watching their Back (From the Dead) Four next season.

 

[Vienna_70]

We’re watching Judge Judy, and the defendant in the case she’s currently trying is called Shaw, and he is a pizza delivery driver.

I know another Shaw, who’d like that job.

 

[Blueboy73]

Just heard that the rags have opted to reanimate Johnny Evans’ decomposing body for another year.

Tie him to the side of Maguire Weekend at Bernie’s style, throw on Lump Shaw, and whatever left back they dig up from the Dutch countryside and I am looking forward to watching their Back (From the Dead) Four next season.

Don't forget Aaron Wank Biscuit or Diego Shitealot at right back.

 

[Blueboy73]

Yeah, I thought about that earlier.

That was an excellent day to be a Blue.

Always remember him getting marked at 1 out if 10 in the Sunday papers too.
When you making an ageing Trevor Sinclar look world class, you know you've had a mare.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Don't forget Aaron Wank Biscuit or Diego Shitealot at right back.

How could I miss Onepisstaka and Duh’l’Oh!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

All this talk about Hollands is giving Luke Shaw a semi!!

 

[Blueboy73]

All this talk about Hollands is giving Luke Shaw a semi!!

No wonder he's told Southgate he's ready for action.
Southgate thinks he means ready to play.
Fatty means he wants to clear the local chippy out of pies.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is the number in the corner of his shirt his age?

Well, it was.

This time last year.