United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

I see the alleged rapist has completed his move to Marseille.

I hope every set of supporters give him shit all season long, and beyond, if necessary.

And I include Marseille fans in that.

 

[malg]

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Sky source reveals that Sir Jim to fix leaky roof.

Excellent news from the Worlds Greatest Club this afternoon as evidence has emerged that Sir Jim Ratcliffe will loosen the purse strings to redevelop Old Trafford.
Sir Jim has reportedly signed the cheque and ordered a new £52m Hedgehog gutter brush (as approved by Talksport) as below.View attachment 125692

Bloody hell, he's got that same gormless look that Palmer has.

 

[jrb]

Rashford caught speeding on the M60 and banned from driving for 6 months.

He must have been delivering food to the kids, or he needed a shit, like the Piss Can did?

 

[freshie]

 

[Blueboy73]

Rashford caught speeding on the M60 and banned from driving for 6 months.

He must have been delivering food to the kids, or he needed a shit, like the Piss Can did?

Or late for his flight to Belfast for his latest mid season piss up.

 

[talkativesprout]

Is it just me that finds an obviously semi naked 45 yr old man (Rio) video calling an 18 yr old stranger a bit weird?

 

[DMA's]

United are certainly being aggressive. Don’t know much about ugarte tbh

 

[Fordyboy46]

Who would've thought that the rags were going to spend a shitload again this summer. Scruffy Jim must've been getting itchy fingers waiting for the Euros to finish

 

[dublinblue12]

Hahaha what a brilliant summary

 

[vincent]

United are certainly being aggressive. Don’t know much about ugarte tbh

PSG are selling him and replacing him with Joao Neves. Speaks volumes.