United Thread - 2023/24

[its grim up north]

Ten bob has said they were lacking in 3 areas when he took over. I take it that it was defence midfield and attack. Can’t see a great improvement this season

On the field, off the field and brains in the scum watchers heads.

 

[BlueRockape]

A decade, 10 years, over 520 weeks, over 3600 days, culminating in no league titles, no champions Leagues..

Struggling to get top 4 in the PL year in year out..

The jammy fcukers, what a stroke of luck that VAR has been introduced during this time though to support them through their struggles..

PL's and CL's, these are the trophies that really define a great team, not only a great team but a huge club.

Such a team who wins the biggest trophies can be viewed as most definitely a club who can walk the walk, not just talk the talk..

League title after league title, duck well and truly broken in the CL after final and semi final appearances over the last 3 seasons, FA cups, League cups, Charity shields all sprinkled on top..

Tent peg is yet another rag snake oil salesman, fresh off the conveyor belt, gobbing off just like Moyes, Giggs Van Gaal, Mourinho, Carrick Rangnick and Solskjaer before him..

The lot of them telling one and all what they're going to do..

What a fkin motley crew btw..

All have had tonnes to say and all have fkin failed miserably..

Tent peg has just spewed another £200 million and has this season to make an impression..

Going of last year's shitshow, being pumped by Brentford and Seville, hammered by us and the dippers and being totally outplayed in the FA cup final, he's got his work cut out..

The cheeky bastard is now telling all and sundry that he has the blueprint to beat us..

Obviously being 10 yards offside and being allowed to score is the new way forward it seems..

We have ripped their treble winners comfort blanket away from them, fcuked their pathetic banner off, seen the pisscan jack it in and overseen the sacking of manager after manager..

Pulverised them in the cup final, where they offered fcuk all resistance to preserve their mythical treble status..

Surpassed them as the richest club in the world..

Built a stadium and infrastructure that they look upon with utter envy..

In the meantime, look at tent peg, look at the Danish striker that they've completely overpaid for, (I can't be bothered to check his name, sounds like Haaland apparently although no fcuker knew he even existed until last week)..

Look at the middle east potential owners they're so desperate for..

Look at their Welcome to Manchester ' poster..

Looks like Moyes's statement, "We aspire to be like City" has been proven to be bang on..

How sad is it that they are now pulling all the stops out to mimic us..

Pale imitating what we are ultimately shows them up for the absolute clusterfcuk they've become..

They're so desperate to be us, it reeks out of their every pore..

The reality is that they will never be us, ever..

And it's fkin killing them every single day..


To finish off, I can conclude with upmost pleasure that it's absolutely beautiful to be around to witness..!

Best post sinice I joined in 2008

I doff my cap sir

 

[JASR]

Unfortunately for them they're fucking shit, can't sign anybody of note and are having to pay through the nose for any players they want.

Let's put it another way. They've spent two years of that money on the Norwegian Nunez and Obama. That £900 million will be gone this time next year and they'll be a couple of Billion in debt.

Probably mentioned already but I have got a lot of pages to catch up.

It's the 'Danish Darwin'

 

[malg]

just like the kids in the shopping bags as soon as you walk through the door from the big shop.

The kids as you walk through the door....

 

[deano ou812]

How come they’ve secured this £900mill deal over 10 years when they’ve only won about 4-5 trophies in that time something doesn’t add up,yet we have been serial premier league winners with cups thrown in for good measure,domestic treble,centurion season and then a Champions league to complete a treble,yet apparently we have a deal with puma worth only £65 mill a season something isn’t right ..

 

[Pell]

I cant tell the difference between Ten Haag and Joe Biden.

One of them is incoherent, struggles to string a sentence together, gets confused easily, and his job is under threat. The other is Joe Biden.

 

[The Black Shed]

Luke Shaw is 'hurt a lot' by us winning the treble, saying:

'It's our time now to start putting a stamp on things and not letting it always be so easy for them because, in the past, it's looked like that.'

Remember that first bit blues.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Luke Shaw is 'hurt a lot' by us winning the treble, saying:

'It's our time now to start putting a stamp on things and not letting it always be so easy for them because, in the past, it's looked like that.'

Remember that first bit blues.

Is that another way of saying "and not be so consistently and utterly shit"?

 

[Vienna_70]

Just heard SSN talking about Johhny Evans .................and him being a rag fan through and through, who totally understands the whole mentality of the club .

What fucking mentality , and what the fuck is there to understand ?

Don't they ever get fed up of spinning this shite around the biggest disfunctional set of cunts in the world !

An Irish rag?

I’m shocked

 

[JTFactsPlz]

This disingenuous ****. Beat us once courtesy of bent officiating

Regarding this utter bollocks about them "beating" us, I don't see how a manager who encourages this kind of delusional thinking is good for them.

It is, however, very satisfying to see how thick this prick is.