United Thread - 2023/24

[RodneyRodney]

Pulis? Allardyce? Lampard?

Shrek ?

 

[RodneyRodney]

Ryan Bertrand has an ‘entourage’. It is so long since he played I’d be surprised if he has still got a pair of boots, let alone an entourage. They would be better signing Plastic Bertrand.

Ca plane pour moi

 

[TheThirdDeano]

It really shows you how little the rag cunts understand about football when they think all their problems are to do with the owner of the club.

They really are the least knowledgeable fan base there is!

 

[rowarta]

Ryan Bertrand has an ‘entourage’. It is so long since he played I’d be surprised if he has still got a pair of boots, let alone an entourage. They would be better signing Plastic Bertrand.

not sure his namesake Ryan's knees could take the trampoline

 

[freshie]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

 

[RodneyRodney]

Things are so bad they’re asking the fans who should play at left back hahahaha

We could loan them Kalvin

 

[RodneyRodney]

We could loan them Kalvin

...no, forget that I said that ; we don't want to improve their squad

 

[Bez]

Man United = relic, has been, shit show, bloated bureaucracy, shambles, etc etc

 

[citytill1die84]

The Sun say the takeover will be completed in Oct and they're 2nd favourites to sign Mbappe Bwahahahaha

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I'm struggling to picture a "Ryan Bertrand’s entourage "

Bunch of plastics